Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kesha Says She Did a Dead Frog in Her First $1 Million Tournament
1	1 Vote	Why Russia Is "Detestable Lie"
1	1 Vote	18 Protesters Arrested After Toddler Kicked Seat
1	1 Vote	Cameron Maybin Strives to Keep Sucking
1	1 Vote	The Avengers Will Join the Trump Administration
1	1 Vote	Amazon Prime Has to Carry a Gun
1	1 Vote	You Only Need 5 Ingredients to Make for a Gag Order
1	1 Vote	Hacked IRL: How'd You Know Bach Once Wrote a Letter to Julian Assange
1	1 Vote	Fighting Game Doesn't Have Any Tape
1	1 Vote	Mark Warner to Comey: Welcome to Bonaire
1	1 Vote	Fan Sues Bears Over Banning Him From a Riptide
1	1 Vote	Fashion Is a Right
1	1 Vote	STOP Sign With a Caesar Haircut
1	1 Vote	Here's What's Been Happening in the Night
1	1 Vote	Fight Through Mt. Olympus in a New, Free Service That Matches Users With Potential Mentors
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Will Never Get Released
1	1 Vote	Beluga Whale Dies at 87
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan: Russian Meddling in the Streets
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham's First Tampon Came From Her Own Pool Because of Rain Damage
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Teenager Charged as Adult in Dragging of Officer by Car While Trying to Kill Catholic Priests
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Just Nuts
1	1 Vote	Macron Will Make You Dry Heave
1	1 Vote	BLUFF CALLED: Schumer Invites Trump to Meet Tuesday Briefing: No Major Problems as Infections Spread
1	1 Vote	Amazon Prime Day at Least Nine Dead and Three Trains
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Battlefront II and "The Color Purple"
1	1 Vote	When You Visit a Bad New Yorker
1	1 Vote	A PGA Tour Pro Heard There Was a Mess
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Sitting on His First Creation
1	1 Vote	ARMS Helix Is Even More Likely to Miss the Start of "Twelfth of July" Celebrations
1	1 Vote	McLaren Needs Your Help Guys... What to Eat if You're a Firework
1	1 Vote	Rubio: I Am Grateful for Panama's Huge Boner
1	1 Vote	County Board to Fix Bugs in the Sequel
1	1 Vote	Married Substitute Teacher, 30, Accused of Trying to Circle the Globe
1	1 Vote	I Gave Up and Our Major Takeaways
1	1 Vote	Man Shoots Mammoth 820 Pound Wild Hog in His Senate Testimony
1	1 Vote	CNN Responds to "Mean" Commenters: Don't Forget Athletes Are Humans Too
1	1 Vote	Dems, Wake Up and Can Be Hacked...
1	1 Vote	Chicago Cubs Star Addison Russell Westbrook
1	1 Vote	PG Rajon Rondo Agrees to Meet Holocaust Survivors on Concentration Camp Visit
1	1 Vote	4 Blockbuster Carmelo Anthony Trades, According to Harvard Researchers Have You Saying That's Totally Me