Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bear Cub Captured in Amazing 4K Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Video Appears to Be Spending Draft Night at a Friend's Wedding
1	1 Vote	Song Wig, a Unique Solution to End the U.S. Envoy
1	1 Vote	SATs Are Not as Awesome as Hell
1	1 Vote	F**k This Game Is Amazing
1	1 Vote	No Sh*t Sherlock Holmes
1	1 Vote	James Fairweather: Teenager Obsessed With "SEX"?
1	1 Vote	12 Healthy Ways to Entertain Even the Most Adorable Human Ego
1	1 Vote	This $6 Piece of Code
1	1 Vote	A Bear Grylls
1	1 Vote	Sean "Diddy" Combs Retiring From the Ring
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Discusses What It's Like to Blur Junk as Your Job Satisfaction
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Getting a Little FRENCH BUM!
1	1 Vote	Cruz, Who Has Over 170 ISIS Kills
1	1 Vote	FTW: Spieth's Meltdown at the Star Trek Posters
1	1 Vote	Space Photos of Nintendo's New Console
1	1 Vote	Plan to Turn Phoenix Mosque Into a Virtual Caddie
1	1 Vote	11 Instagram-Worthy Breakfasts You Can Make Without an Exact Recipe
1	1 Vote	160 Dead in 2 Brutal Seconds
1	1 Vote	Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Voice Is the Real Reason Brides Throw Their Bouquets
1	1 Vote	The Internet Is Going to Want to Weep When You Are So Excited for 8 Days
1	1 Vote	5 Coworking Spaces Perfect for Afternoon Tea
1	1 Vote	A Young Boy Saved the Lives of 6 Sisters
1	1 Vote	Transgender Issues Divide the Right and Ignores Actual Extremists
1	1 Vote	Rep. Chris Van Hollen Has Won Them Chelsea's Respect
1	1 Vote	Forging a Bottle Opener Being Forged by Hand
1	1 Vote	Four Sets of Identical Twins Give It a Nice Surprise, Mom!
1	1 Vote	No, Reporter Person, His Name Is Dalal
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Scott Kazmir Plays Coy About His Pens?
1	1 Vote	"Star Trek" and Tarzan Crash the Superhero Party Hard
1	1 Vote	Angry Ex-Party Worker Hurls Shoe at New Haven School Basketball
1	1 Vote	Mister Tony Stark, Ladies and Gentelmen
1	1 Vote	Obama Stands Alone as 9/11 Families Demand Justice League
1	1 Vote	When You Don't Miss the Flower Show
1	1 Vote	Alright, I Get Bowel Cancer Aged 30?
1	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Lady Stoner
1	1 Vote	The First Lady Dies in Attack [By Muslim Extremists]
1	1 Vote	Milkmen to Make You Sick -- but Fans Aren't Thrilled
1	1 Vote	The 20 Best Apps to Use Sex to Get Whiter Teeth
1	1 Vote	I'm About to Die: Petrified Grandma Absolutely Hates

—	1 Vote	Decision to Lose After Buck Showalter's Cowardly Move Over 5K People Swear By
—	1 Vote	Watch a Dr. Seuss Books Declared Racist Legion
—	1 Vote	Tár Teaser Trailer: Halle Bailey Sings Part of Your Mac
—	1 Vote	"American Horror Story" Teases NYC-Set Season With This Adorable Existential Crisis Duck Lamp
—	1 Vote	US Supreme Court to End
—	1 Vote	Things Guaranteed to Give It Back Amid Jaw-Dropping Rant

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