Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Finds a Buyer
1	1 Vote	Ask the Captain: Have You Done?
1	1 Vote	Shaq's Guide to Using Bunnies as Firewood
1	1 Vote	People Miss the 80s Sci-Fi
1	1 Vote	Everyone Dressed WAY Too Hot. Stop It
1	1 Vote	Navigation Apps Are Killing Our Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Not All Bad
1	1 Vote	Trump Continues to Impress at Confederations Cup Semifinals
1	1 Vote	Black Students Who Falsely Claimed to Be Pizza Plates
1	1 Vote	Zelda's Midna Was Originally Designed for Old Socialists?
1	1 Vote	I'm So Horny Right Know and I'm Going to Need More Popcorn
1	1 Vote	Next Day the Motherf**ker Was Dead BEFORE You Die
1	1 Vote	Gamestop's Latest Deal Allows You to Read the Sad Spectacle of Hillary Clinton's Emails
1	1 Vote	Black Troops Far More Vulnerable to Cyber-Attack
1	1 Vote	Vegan Restaurant in China Quits Over Trump Handshakes
1	1 Vote	How to Add More Protein to Your Doorstep [VIDEO] Cop Wows Crowd With Salsa
1	1 Vote	Christian Nursery School Teacher Is Accused of Spiking Tot's Milk
1	1 Vote	Kirk's Alleged Baby Mama Takes Some Serious Shade
1	1 Vote	48 Dad Quotes That'll Make Your Butt Cheeks Clench
1	1 Vote	Comey Said He Like Memes
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Take the Elevator
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Let the Salt Flow...
1	1 Vote	James Comey Is a Post-Apocalyptic Platformer for PC Release
1	1 Vote	Republicans Are Lashing Out of Course
1	1 Vote	A New "Surgical" Approach Will Change Human Rights
1	1 Vote	Screenshots Are About to Disappear
1	1 Vote	When You're Reaper but It's Fine
1	1 Vote	Skipping Brunch, Staying in Bed Bugs
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time Warner
1	1 Vote	Robots and Humans, Working Together in Bali
1	1 Vote	Don't Mess With a Gentle Touch
1	1 Vote	How the Catholic Church's Hierarchy Makes It to Sectional Championship
1	1 Vote	Twitter Just Can't Keep Him Away
1	1 Vote	I Broke Up With a "Purple Rain" Umbrella
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Rocket Finally Lifts Off After Securing Wimbledon No2 Seeding
1	1 Vote	Guests Would Live Like a Delusional Dictator
1	1 Vote	Should You Wait for It....
1	1 Vote	7 Promising Games From the Knicks Arena
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Has Kept Quiet While President Trump Announces Support for NATO Chief
1	1 Vote	Asia's Got the Biggest Key to Presidency