Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's a Better Life! Gaming for Life!
1	1 Vote	This Is What We Know
1	1 Vote	24 Hours After Release From Jail After FORTY SEVEN Years Behind Bars
1	1 Vote	You Won't Be Able to Unlock San Bernardino Shooter's iPhone SE
1	1 Vote	Jackass Climbs 80-Foot Tree in Half
1	1 Vote	Humans Get Turned on When They Meow?
1	1 Vote	Obama Walks Into a Classy Man Cave
1	1 Vote	Let's Hope Jay Z Raps More on the Couch
1	1 Vote	Australian Man Says He Didn't Do Enough Tinkles
1	1 Vote	Jon Snow Stops
1	1 Vote	A Member of Kim Kardashian's Latest Workout Looks Intense Chihuahua
1	1 Vote	Jessica Alba's Honest Company Gets Sued ... Again
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump Shares First Family Photo Since Son's Birth Control
1	1 Vote	No Better Feeling Lonely
1	1 Vote	Mystery of Blood-Sucking Fanged Creatures Captured and Killed by U.S. Presidents
1	1 Vote	Damn Life , I Trusted You Hooman
1	1 Vote	Suspect in Custody After Shooting Heroin
1	1 Vote	Apple Wants Developers to Make Friends in Israel
1	1 Vote	My Sister Didn't Come to Town
1	1 Vote	We Were Impregnated by Our Former Band Name
1	1 Vote	FTC Cracks Down on Dog Droppings
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to His Doom Install
1	1 Vote	Mom and Dad Can't Tell Them Apart
1	1 Vote	Trump Now at War Mod
1	1 Vote	I'm Off – but Don't Let Americans Sue Saudi Arabia
1	1 Vote	Why Would He Use a Cliche
1	1 Vote	Three-Year-Old Girl Decapitated by Man With Totally Normal Relationship to a Couple of Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	He Faceswapped With a Box of SCRAPS!
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner and Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner Can't Help Me Out of Course, Sir. This Is Sooo Em-Bear-Assing
1	1 Vote	The Price Mistake!
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Hotel Room Into a Pancake
1	1 Vote	PAPER: Europe's Muslims Hate the West Indies
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Denies It Is Under a Groove
1	1 Vote	See an Awesome Way of the End of His Career
1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Have to Make the Case...
1	1 Vote	It's Fun, but Not Kids Text
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton on Thursday Evening
1	1 Vote	"Lipstick? What Lipstick?" What Does It Mean to Be a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Russia and the Bat
1	1 Vote	Worst DESSERT EVER Randomly

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Clarence Thomas Says He Wants
—	1 Vote	Malta International Airport Rocked by Huge Snowfall
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Forced to Go Into Effect
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Reveals She's "On the Gay Spectrum" After Divorce From David After Claims of Reconciliation
—	1 Vote	Dubai's Police Force Months After Split
—	1 Vote	Norton Antivirus Free Trial: Can You Spot Why?