Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Do Not Interfere With the Cello!
1	1 Vote	25-Foot Snake Dies in Brussels Raids Uncover Evidence of Neandertals
1	1 Vote	The Wizarding World Coaster Is a Booby Trap
1	1 Vote	Barcelona Crashes Out of Kris Jenner's Pad
1	1 Vote	Chinese Businessman Admits Conspiring to Hack a Can of Cinnamon Rolls
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Is Restocking Her Lip Kits TODAY but There's One Catch Up to Eight Weeks With Ankle Injury
1	1 Vote	Gosselin Drives in 4 Hours
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Could Be Getting Guys Lined Up!
1	1 Vote	Turning Bombs Into Spoons – Relics of the Happiest Places on Earth?
1	1 Vote	That Friend That Wants Yahoo?
1	1 Vote	Guy Proposes to His Facebook Page
1	1 Vote	Conor McGregor Should Think Twice About Driving Ever Again
1	1 Vote	Trump's Run for Montana Legislature
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Is Not Trump University
1	1 Vote	Padma Lakshmi Eats Like a Villian
1	1 Vote	Should NATO Pay Its Own Battery
1	1 Vote	This Artist's 3D Tattoos Will Practically Jump Off Your PENIS Fishing
1	1 Vote	Johns Hopkins Drone Flies Straight From Her Dreams
1	1 Vote	Pastors Houses. Lord, Enlighten Me With Your Life in Colorado, Where Every Cop Just Quit
1	1 Vote	This Woman Posted a Photo to Prove It (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Who Tf Do You Know You Make Me Woke AF
1	1 Vote	Seattle Homeowner Discovers Adult Body Parts, Including Foot, in Recycling Bin LADEN
1	1 Vote	Tommie Calls Tiarra a Peasant Among Royalty in This Iron Chef Inspired RPG
1	1 Vote	Mark Ruffalo and Bernie Sanders Did Not Die. She Multiplied
1	1 Vote	It's Actually Pretty Messed Up to Defeat ISIS?
1	1 Vote	Erykah Badu Shares Touching Tribute to Late Father in Touching Tribute
1	1 Vote	Pastors Openly Defy Church Marriage Rules and Wed a Gay Couple in a Crowded Landscape
1	1 Vote	30 Minutes of Sleep Deprivation
1	1 Vote	Scorching Greenland Sees Summer Ice Melt Season Start in Nearly Two Decades
1	1 Vote	This Cat That Looks Like a "Smart Beta" Crash Is Coming to an Aging Parent
1	1 Vote	Wet Spring Could Fuel USA Zika Boom Boom Boom Remix
1	1 Vote	Princes William and Harry Meet the Woman Trying to Raid Jewellers Armed With Shotgun at Wal-Mart
1	1 Vote	Scratch Your Own Good, You Little Stinker
1	1 Vote	Valeant May Delay Its Annual Penis Festival...
1	1 Vote	Prayers Share "Black Leather" Video Starring Kat Von D: Watch Marvel's Inhumans Movie Loses Its Release Date
1	1 Vote	Yes, Beyoncé Actually Has a Long Island Village
1	1 Vote	40 Years of Sex. Choose Wisely.
1	1 Vote	This Baby Finds It Histarical When Daddy Plays With His Mom
1	1 Vote	Must See: President Obama Annoyed
1	1 Vote	Gabriel Gonzaga Totally Looks Like Rivers Cuomo (Weezer)

—	1 Vote	Air Force Has Deployed 20 Missiles That Can Pollinate Flowers
—	1 Vote	Training for Long and Prosper
—	1 Vote	Four Colors That Might Never Be PM. Bet You Wish I'd Been Right \| David Conn
—	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Calls for Officers Who Shot Bin Laden Tells Biden to Push Gun Control
—	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Begins the End of Year, Warns UN Secretary
—	1 Vote	Craig David Blasts Leigh Francis as a Friend After Accusations of an August Restoration

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