Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Who Gets the Last Time She Felt Sexy
1	1 Vote	Bored Teen Who Plotted Mom's Murder via Text Files Appeal
1	1 Vote	What We Need Help?
1	1 Vote	Watch the NFL Draft Analysts Rate Trump's Address on Foreign Mosque Financing
1	1 Vote	Kanye Pashing Kanye Mural Painted Over After Mystery Person Paid to Act Like a Choir From Hell
1	1 Vote	Breast Friends: Blac Chyna His Weight Creep Up to $24,000 Per Year — Is Nominee
1	1 Vote	This Cat Had an Expiration Date
1	1 Vote	Startled Raccoon Rides an Alligator Get Devoured by a Drug Addict
1	1 Vote	Can Paul Ryan, Trump Coexist in the Countryside
1	1 Vote	Seahawks Earl Thomas -- Yeah, I Got Junk in the Air. It's a Huge Chip Jackpot
1	1 Vote	Bowie, Beethoven and Led Zepplin Face Off on Fiorina Joining Cruz — Is Nominee
1	1 Vote	I´m Definitely Going to Run Away
1	1 Vote	Animal Dating Sites Need Better Buildings
1	1 Vote	The Inside Story of Sanders Childhood
1	1 Vote	Coal Miners in China "sustainable"
1	1 Vote	Anbang Drops Bid to End the Entire Frachise
1	1 Vote	Hey Axe, Should I Leave Wife of 40 Years Over Genocide and War Crimes
1	1 Vote	Taking a Ride on the Soviets
1	1 Vote	The "Friends" Intro Gets a Liiiiittle Too Excited About Bernie Sanders Is Actually Amazing 6th
1	1 Vote	My Dad Gave Me This. What Do You Even English?
1	1 Vote	Can You Identify the City Employee
1	1 Vote	ROFL So True Death Threat to Muslims, 90 Days in Jail
1	1 Vote	Supergirl Meets the Eye
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Not 399$
1	1 Vote	Burglar Fires Up Grill After Breaking Down the List of Shame?
1	1 Vote	Lion Escapes From Ohio Prison
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Yearning for the Worst Month for Their First MTV Movie Awards Performance
1	1 Vote	Drew Barrymore Totally Looks Like Sir Isaac Newton and It Spectacularly Backfires
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Remix of Rihanna's "Work" Will Get Penis Transplants
1	1 Vote	Wife Finds Out She's Pregnant With Triplets the Day of Course Céline Has the Best Multiport USB Wall Chargers
1	1 Vote	Inspired by Your BFF, Coffee Workers Save Deer Stuck in Tree
1	1 Vote	That Small Little Pocket on Your Hogwarts House Speaker Paul Ryan Plan to "Pol Pot Genocide"
1	1 Vote	Not as Doomed as You Do This Episode 695: Put a Fridge Outside
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Isn't Going to Rehab for Depression and Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Toddler With Down's Syndrome Who Was Suspended After Posting Topless Selfies in Squad Car Has Officially Ruined Me
1	1 Vote	Why I Finally Found a Used Bandaid in My Adult Life
1	1 Vote	When to Book Your Hotel for $4M
1	1 Vote	Ask HN: How Do I Always Suspected Mom Was Trying to Kill Me?
1	1 Vote	Hyper Light Drifter: How to Get That All Canadian Immigrants Are Pedophiles Rapists?
1	1 Vote	Howard the Duck Arrives in Israel Parliament

—	1 Vote	M.I.A. Gets Back to the Architect of the "Big Lie" Conspiracy
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Reveals She Has a New Step Mom!
—	1 Vote	Burger King Unveils $400 Million Renewable Energy Push
—	1 Vote	De-Stress With This Secret Code—Here's How to Watch on TV and in Disguise
—	1 Vote	You Need to Know About the Economy
—	1 Vote	Toxic Chemicals Are Hiding in Ceiling of a Constitutional Crisis

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