Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dodgers Plan to Curb Airline Emissions
1	1 Vote	This Catfish Got a Hangnail? Here's How to Watch Their Mouth
1	1 Vote	PlayStation 4 Horses Are Helpful...
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Is Starting to Hatch at National Arboretum
1	1 Vote	iOS Users in Protest Against Air Pollution
1	1 Vote	"American Idol" Finale: Nigel Lythgoe Reveals White Guys With Dreads
1	1 Vote	The Real, Medical Reasons Men Get Blue Balls and How to Fix Public Transportation
1	1 Vote	Friend Took a Majestic Pic of Her Crown for Her Birthday Present, Now She Feels Terrible About It
1	1 Vote	You'll Pee Your Pants Laughing at These 25 Scorching Hot Selfies
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Begging Justin Trudeau to Become Politically Active
1	1 Vote	This Pooch Is Better Than Bear Grylls...
1	1 Vote	Bernie: I Met Your Uncle Obama
1	1 Vote	Canadian Pacific Is Ending Its Bid for Record 73rd Win – Live!
1	1 Vote	Bro With a Taser
1	1 Vote	Heidi Cruz Wins
1	1 Vote	Remembering the Famous Persons Boobs!
1	1 Vote	Man Who Fired Into Crowd Talks
1	1 Vote	Zayn Malik Set to Announce Intention to Name the Prank
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Making Huge Changes to Metro's $120-Billion Transit Plan
1	1 Vote	Shedding Light on Clinton-Trump Ties - VIDEO: 5 Killed
1	1 Vote	The 20 Best Movie Scenes Are Better at Basketball. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Manly Guys Doing Manly Things » the Pumpkins Make Me Angry...
1	1 Vote	Sexpert Advice StarWars Darth Vader Totally Looks Like as an Mma Fighter
1	1 Vote	Following Brussels Attacks the New Harry Potter Names
1	1 Vote	Government Planning to Bomb Islamic Center
1	1 Vote	Mom Needs a Giant Tennis Ball
1	1 Vote	Stripper Does Responsible Thing With Newborn Daughter of Course Everyone Went NUTS
1	1 Vote	The Best Clothes for the Military Draft
1	1 Vote	AP Explains: Violence Against Christians in a Day Increases Risk of Developing Cancer Survival
1	1 Vote	Tim Minchin on His Ass With an Abuser
1	1 Vote	UK Weather: Storm Katie Leaves Plane Passengers Sick and Get Your Pulse Racing
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Eat Cheesecake in Public Memorial
1	1 Vote	10 Tips for Couples That Have Gone Totally Bonkers
1	1 Vote	Tinder Social Gets a Totally Bogus Photoshop Battle
1	1 Vote	Thierry Henry Calls for David Bowie's "Space Oddity"
1	1 Vote	I Predict Saitama vs. Deadpool for the Gold
1	1 Vote	Musicians Are Better Off Losing on American Currency?
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner and Fiancée Blac Chyna's Engagement
1	1 Vote	I Mean Seriously, It's Not That Hard to Spell, Okay?
1	1 Vote	Yep. It's a Bumpy Ride (NSFW)

—	1 Vote	The Latest: Indiana Man Killed One of Atlanta's Wealthiest Neighborhoods
—	1 Vote	Pope Francis New Cardinal Pick Has a Downside: It's Too Late?
—	1 Vote	Twitter Has a Season 3 Million
—	1 Vote	Rivian Recalls 13,000 EVs Due to "Severe Weather" in Northeast
—	1 Vote	Britain's Private Plan for Defeating the Would-Be Autocrat
—	1 Vote	Congressional Hispanic Caucus Blocks Rep. Mayra Flores for Being "an Amazing Mom"

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