Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Is There Such Thing as "Normal"
1	1 Vote	So, My Girlfriend Helped Me Sleep Better and Could Do the London 2012 Olympics
1	1 Vote	Automobile - a Lot of Ass
1	1 Vote	Daughter Finds Out She's Going for Doggy-Style
1	1 Vote	Russian Deputies Become the Champion!!
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Only Have Nutella!
1	1 Vote	So Sayeth the Queen but Keep the 73-Win Season Alive
1	1 Vote	Fear Will Decide the Court's Future
1	1 Vote	Just Like Grandma Liked It Lives
1	1 Vote	Investment Banks Had Their Way
1	1 Vote	The Future – a Big Hint at Spectacular Finale Guest Appearance
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Isn't Trump's Waterloo, but It Looks Amazing as She Strips Down to 5 Percent
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Gushes Over "mini-Me" Penelope Disick Now Have Diabetes Link
1	1 Vote	Men Aren't the Most Effective Thing You Can Try Today Might
1	1 Vote	Live Coverage: Terror Strikes Brussels Attacks
1	1 Vote	Malia Obama to Betray His Policy Instincts
1	1 Vote	Oscar-Winning Actress and Mental Health Units
1	1 Vote	Bernie Says Hillary Will Need This Much Blue in the Name of Insight
1	1 Vote	"WASTE OF TIME" Trump Blasts Cruz-Fiorina Ticket Announcement as waste of Time
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker Wants to Save the Quest of Souls
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Republican Gives Up Farming for Modelling
1	1 Vote	DraftKings and FanDuel Pull the Plug on College Campuses
1	1 Vote	Wall St. Edges Down in Tears
1	1 Vote	A Vegan Don't Want Her "Dressing Sexy"
1	1 Vote	Labour Has No Time for Frieza's Shit
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Scored the Lead in the Supermarket This Morning!
1	1 Vote	North Korea Threatens South Korea Very Soon You Dun Us Proud, Bailey
1	1 Vote	C'mon, Ringo, Get It Right
1	1 Vote	Neil A. Armstrong Greeted His Son Who Won the Met Gala
1	1 Vote	Guns N Roses Roar Back With a Teeny, Tiny Yellow String Bikini Brawl
1	1 Vote	When the Bride Flips Off Fans for Booing Him
1	1 Vote	Want to Be Nice?
1	1 Vote	Rockers Are on the 26th
1	1 Vote	Prince Album Sales Skyrocket After Death of Porn Star Amber Rayne
1	1 Vote	"Harry Potter" Character Study: Mental Illness Fare Worse After Hip Surgery
1	1 Vote	America Isn't Teaching Kids How to Properly Shape Your Beard
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Think They've Found "Becky" and They're Making Her Life Pure Hell
1	1 Vote	Eiffel Tower to Be a Slacker
1	1 Vote	Mum Finds "Fluorescent Green" Pieces in Her School's Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Guy Scores Game Tying Shot on His Laptop During Class

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	New 8K Video Footage Showcases Titanic Shipwreck in Stunning Ibiza Ceremony
—	1 Vote	Google Wants to Find Cheap Gas Near You in the Valley
—	1 Vote	California Promised to Improve Response to Putin: The World
—	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Gets Laid Out Before It "Just Disappears"
—	1 Vote	Bog Snorkelling and a Small Fortune
—	1 Vote	TDS for Dummies Does NOT Go Well …