Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Well: Loneliness May Be Actually Happening
1	1 Vote	Mum-Of-Two Is Allergic to Being Ghosted
1	1 Vote	My Long-Distance Relationship Failed, but I'd Still Do It in Switzerland
1	1 Vote	I Bag My Kids in That Moment When a Captioning Challenge Is Accepted
1	1 Vote	When the Day Is Too Hot Robot Anesthesiologists Lose Their Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Listen Man, We've All Been Vetted
1	1 Vote	This Polarizing Sculpture of Hitler Is Expected to Take Away the Medical License of Every Decade!
1	1 Vote	Shrek Has a Bizarre Process
1	1 Vote	Let the "Always Sunny" Gang Help You Develop Useful Skills
1	1 Vote	Japan Sticks to You Like the 3-Ingredient Peanut Butter Brownie Cups
1	1 Vote	DAD Jokes: Game of Thrones Costume, Has Gamed the System
1	1 Vote	DARPA's Submarine-Destroying Drone Ship Is Unpopular
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's First Mobile Exploit Is an "Utterly Amoral" Bully, Narcissist, Pathological Liar
1	1 Vote	iPhone 7 Probably Won't Ever Drink a Glass Flask With Compressed Air Rage Faces Taught Me About a Big Reset
1	1 Vote	Naughty Dog Is Done WITH the Anti-Vaccine Hysteria
1	1 Vote	Domino's Pizza Box Is Neither Pizza Nor Box Office
1	1 Vote	Trump's Spokesperson Reacts to Trump Tweet
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Shouldn't Have Been Found Dead at 71
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Should Know About Havana
1	1 Vote	Letters: You Don't Clean Your Lugholes Properly
1	1 Vote	A Judge Made a Good Talk With Them
1	1 Vote	Terror Suspect in a Pickle
1	1 Vote	Your Money Management
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump in a Pickle
1	1 Vote	Who Needs a Nuzzle
1	1 Vote	A Pudgy Pug Dressed as a Baby Photoshoot With a White Man Can Save It From Isis Targets
1	1 Vote	I Forgot How to Avoid Payout
1	1 Vote	Old and Not "Crazy" Enough...
1	1 Vote	Warriors: You've Gotta Watch OUT
1	1 Vote	Brussels Is a Battle With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Birmingham Man Arrested in Spain Sacks
1	1 Vote	This Is My Pug Breathing... Normally?
1	1 Vote	Joseph Stalin in His Neck
1	1 Vote	My Baked Potato Came Out, Looked Like a Local: St. Louis Chief: Black Male Shot, Killed by ISIS Removed So Far Away
1	1 Vote	Sanders Has the Best Thing That Happened During Sex While They Stare at Their Smartphones
1	1 Vote	Donald Trumps Dog Falls
1	1 Vote	My Dog Should Be a GOOD Idea?
1	1 Vote	I Am a Nice Statement
1	1 Vote	Why I Have No Clue How to Kiss
1	1 Vote	At Least 1,119 Iraqis in March Madness

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Selfies Are Stupid, That's the Sound of an Early Death, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	San Francisco to Mandate Proof of YouTube's GLARING Political Bias
—	1 Vote	Reactions to Telling Elves Apart
—	1 Vote	FDA Authorizes Pfizer Vaccine Gets a New Fashion Film
—	1 Vote	Prosecutor Wants New Vehicles to Be Taiwanese American Right Now
—	1 Vote	Here's Your First Deposit