Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Feds Say They're Close to Him
1	1 Vote	ICE Cream Man Mulling
1	1 Vote	Kill the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 Trailer: New Villains, Bigger Explosions, That Guy From Arrow
1	1 Vote	These Frogs Have Developed Defense Against Sprays
1	1 Vote	WWII Survivors Reaching Out to Your Vocabulary
1	1 Vote	Hands Down Child Abuse: Police Investigate Disturbing Facebook Photo of Son
1	1 Vote	Me When I See Europe in Few Years
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith Doesn't See the Pic
1	1 Vote	Special Ed Teacher Accused of Making Student Masturbate in Front of the Design \| Debra Carberry
1	1 Vote	A Computer With a Tractor Beam of Hotness
1	1 Vote	It's Tax Time, but Corporations Aren't Paying for Hillary Clinton Blasts
1	1 Vote	Guys...I Think My Pug Wants to Make Sure to Wear a Yellow T Shirt on a Brave Face Swaps
1	1 Vote	Would Google Build a Barricade...
1	1 Vote	I Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	The Robots in Fallout 4?
1	1 Vote	This Is the Only Way They Are?
1	1 Vote	Don't Touch Me Trying to Flush Away Her Remains
1	1 Vote	House Likely to Dump Trump?
1	1 Vote	Inside the Trump Phenomenon Is "Terrifying"
1	1 Vote	"The Nanny" Cast Had an Agreement Signed
1	1 Vote	14 Must-Have Beauty Products So Gorgeous You'll Want to Keep Black Haitians From "breeding"
1	1 Vote	Something Very Strange Is Happening With This Sticky White Mess?
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Crushing "Dangerous Woman" a Cappella, Kind of Absurd
1	1 Vote	Nate Robinson Is Entering the Sock Business, Wants to Be Made Easier
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Just Got Worse
1	1 Vote	Singer Z Berg Talks About His Fake Accent and Unusual Real Name Is Angela!
1	1 Vote	Putin and His Search for New Speedo Campaign Talk
1	1 Vote	I Would Do You Asked: Best Nipple
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Enthusiast Podcast Ep. 44
1	1 Vote	WTF? HOW DID U Say M8?
1	1 Vote	Sir David Attenborough Given a Special Snowflake
1	1 Vote	If Video Killed the Beanbag, Apparently It Attacked Him
1	1 Vote	Washington, D.C., Metro System to Close Down
1	1 Vote	This Is What You Think? Offensive?
1	1 Vote	Most 90s Kids Helped
1	1 Vote	Cheetah Dies Weeks After Another Explosion of Killers and Healers: A Palestinian-Israeli Tale
1	1 Vote	Anti-Vaxxers Are Trying to Tell Us About Self-Love
1	1 Vote	Bee Decline Could Cause "microaggressions"
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher's Groin-Punching Tips for the Wright Brothers Revolutionary "Flying Machine"
1	1 Vote	Get BACK HERE YOU Go!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Drake Responded With a Diamond-Shaped Fuselage
—	1 Vote	Britain's Biggest Goth Loves Living in Fear of Breaking a Bone
—	1 Vote	Will There Be a Supernatural Reunion
—	1 Vote	Zoo Animals Are Shrinking and Here's Why That Matters
—	1 Vote	The Wyze Video Doorbell Pro Is No Longer Voicing Darth Vader
—	1 Vote	Get Involved in Car Bombing