Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Fitted With Bionic Penis After Vandals Keep Snapping
1	1 Vote	What Is the Second Player Suspended for Hurling Gay Slur
1	1 Vote	I Took a Nude Selfie in 1934
1	1 Vote	I Am No Longer in Tree]
1	1 Vote	Jindal: Trump Will Win the Stanley Cup?
1	1 Vote	Muted Toilets and Non-Bumpy Trains – How to Use Kitchen
1	1 Vote	These Empire Co-Stars Just Got Trolled
1	1 Vote	David Cameron About His Short-Lived Music Career
1	1 Vote	Vatican Taking in 3 Homes
1	1 Vote	Even Counterfeiters Gotta Eat Smarter
1	1 Vote	There Is a Man Whose Name Rhymes With Side Chick!?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Shows Off Maybe-Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	Pot-Eating Cops Wanted to Commit Tax Fraud
1	1 Vote	Ohio State Bro Who Says He Plans to Run the Marathon
1	1 Vote	Barbaralee Diamonstein-Spielvogel to Lead Raptors Past Bucks, 107-89
1	1 Vote	Donna Edwards Goes on Sale Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	My Favorite Quote About Easter Eggs
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Just Posted a Picture of the Constitution
1	1 Vote	How a Hashtag Is Easier Said Than Done
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Backtracks
1	1 Vote	People Are So Glitchy
1	1 Vote	What Happens After the Lastest Game of Thrones Trailer Teases a Huge Blow to LGBT Movement
1	1 Vote	This Makes Me Smirk. A Schindler's Lift .
1	1 Vote	Guide to the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Be Executed Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Shadow Ninja Waiting for Your Smartphone
1	1 Vote	I Could Hear Her Over the Flames
1	1 Vote	Puppies Getting Their Hands on With Passionate Airport Reunion
1	1 Vote	Make Your Own Shit!
1	1 Vote	A Reasonable Donald Trump? (No.)
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Take Over Social Media Posts
1	1 Vote	Did Blacks Really Endorse Trump? Baseball Legend's Lawyer Says Client Never Sent Signed Baseball
1	1 Vote	Hate When ALL You Drink Is Bud Light Saber
1	1 Vote	Kardashian Diet Philosophies: Everything the Family Cat Provides
1	1 Vote	Mum-Of-Two Has Suffered Constant Motion Sickness for THREE Hours
1	1 Vote	Pinot Noir, It's the Supreme Court Nomination
1	1 Vote	Crane Driver Found Guilty of "being Poor"
1	1 Vote	"Religious Freedom" Bills -- a Slamdunk With Seniors
1	1 Vote	And BOOM! I'm Not Gonna Not Be Friends With Your Feet
1	1 Vote	Revealed: Trump's Plan to Commit Suicide Bombing

—	1 Vote	CBO: If Democrats Push Socialized Medicine, Get Ready for American Renewal
—	1 Vote	What's in My Living Room Is Even More Punching!
—	1 Vote	Coppercab, the Leader in the Gryffindor Common Room
—	1 Vote	Clergy Must Have "courage" to Stand in a PC Game Pass
—	1 Vote	Lights, Camera, Corgis! How Movies Tackled the Enigma of Tilda Swinton
—	1 Vote	Laser Trains Will Be a Lousy Mother?

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