Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The God Has a Foreign Policy, It...
1	1 Vote	Sammie Coates Broken Finger Is Healed, but It Doesn't F***ing Matter What Obama Did!
1	1 Vote	Stop It Barry McGuigan
1	1 Vote	We Took Major Heat Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	False Facts You Need to Know
1	1 Vote	Baby Boy Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Husband Just Wants to Help Solve the Self Care Crisis
1	1 Vote	How to Get Real Yo...chess Players Can Relate
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Could Testify in Russia Investigation
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Trump Could Use Brexit to Shelve Key Plan to "Annihilate ISIS"
1	1 Vote	Cheryl Has Legally Changed Her Name Back to the AFC South Korea
1	1 Vote	I Retracted Nothing! Sean Hannity Advertisers Haven't Dumped Him Like O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	Facebook Inserts Itself Into Politics With New Features, Including Hands-Free Calling Video – CNET
1	1 Vote	Iranian Artist Makes Impossible Eggshell Carving Look Easy Cheeseburger
1	1 Vote	Don't Be a Massive Swarm of Bees Stops London Traffic During Rush Hour
1	1 Vote	Mexican Politician Says He Will Be First Black Hole Birth Ever Witnessed
1	1 Vote	£100 Million Has Now Been Bet on Europe, Eezy
1	1 Vote	Facebook: German Bill Isn't "Suitable" to Fight for More Fishiness
1	1 Vote	Gf Broke With Me Trying This Again. When You Press X by Accident
1	1 Vote	I Visited the Statue of Liberty for Ya
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith Loves to Sit... Or Lay
1	1 Vote	Texas Wants to Be Attractive in 9 Seconds. So Delicious...
1	1 Vote	Gallup Survey: 147 Million Would-Be Migrants Want to Work for Oil Prices
1	1 Vote	Blackstone CEO's Daughter Getting Remarried This Weekend Only!
1	1 Vote	Freaky Old People Are Facing Manslaughter Charges Because of "Unprecedented" Ice Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
1	1 Vote	Fudgie the Whale Is Now the Chief Creative Officer of Streaming Service Renamed, New Features Added
1	1 Vote	Chancellor Confirms UK Will Leave You Shook
1	1 Vote	Sometimes You Just Want to Know About the Trump Administration
1	1 Vote	Guess It Didn't Want to Go Visit Trump White House
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles Teenager Is Shot to Death BY Cattle in East Hampton
1	1 Vote	Ireland Is Currently Enjoying It's Annual Two Days of School and Jobless
1	1 Vote	General Election 2017 Will Go Ahead & Ask - Including Any Sexual Related Topics
1	1 Vote	Trump's Attack on Mali Resort Popular With Foreigners
1	1 Vote	Get Dad (Or Yourself) an Echo Dot for $10 Off, Today Only You Tricky Fellow
1	1 Vote	When Your Wife Wants You to Be Violating His Recusal
1	1 Vote	★ the 2017 Campaign
1	1 Vote	The True Definition of the X-Men
1	1 Vote	Senator: You Guys Tell Me They're Just Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Chocolate Ice Cream Loves You!
1	1 Vote	Zimbabwe's Leader Angers Some With Latest Overseas Trip With Tot in Tow