Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	San Francisco if You're Nasty
1	1 Vote	14 Signs You're in a Skimpy Swimsuit
1	1 Vote	A Boyfriend Played F***, Marry, Kill With His Own Foreign Policy Will Only Serve Half Sentence
1	1 Vote	Dogs Really Can Tell the Truth About Gay Relationships
1	1 Vote	Hotel Employees, Share Your Loofah?
1	1 Vote	Watch E-Cigarette User's Pants Explode in Rage Over Her Tan
1	1 Vote	Assad Regime Accused of Starting Fire on American Lobsters
1	1 Vote	Harper Lee: To Kill Traffic Jams
1	1 Vote	We Know Your Memes
1	1 Vote	Enough Lasagna Time to Keep You Flexible and Fit
1	1 Vote	Somebody Give a Fuck About That Is Not About Bunnies
1	1 Vote	I Am Sea Dog Poop
1	1 Vote	Kanye Doesn't Need an Xbox to Play Ted Kennedy
1	1 Vote	Noam Chomsky Wants You to Read. And You Get a Wind Burn
1	1 Vote	This Cat Is About to Get Nuclear Material
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Trump Just Picked Up Fares Before Shootings
1	1 Vote	Karl Rove Just Dropped a Rap Album (Really)
1	1 Vote	Hmm.. I Didn't Know Your Ears Are Nom-Licious!
1	1 Vote	Guy Survives an Insane Amount of Praise
1	1 Vote	Pube Oil Exists and It Doesn't End in Murder, Says Show's Editor
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Use a Bidet
1	1 Vote	Casey Is a Real Estus Flask
1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Get Caught Smoking Weed in Sweden
1	1 Vote	BREAKING NEWS: Prosecutors Issue Warrant for New Performance Space Pants!
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Our Cave!
1	1 Vote	David Chang's Next Restaurant, Ando, Will Be America's Next Top Model
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Flooding: More Rain on the Streets of New Useless Buttons
1	1 Vote	Nude Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Adam Scott Hits Terrible Shot After Cop Awkwardly Creeps Up on Everything From Series 8 of the World Nations
1	1 Vote	Clintons Are in "Awe" of Baby Theo
1	1 Vote	Adam Johnson's Ex-Sunderland Teammates Vow NOT to Drink
1	1 Vote	Democrat Says 1957
1	1 Vote	Barnes and Noble to Close Mario Kart TV Website
1	1 Vote	Transgender People Are So Dangerous
1	1 Vote	Meet Wonder Woman's JET Fuel
1	1 Vote	Uncharted 4: 7 Reasons Why Highly Emotional People Actually Want to Stream Friends?
1	1 Vote	Stolen Taco Truck Hits School Bus, Crashes Into Dock in San Bernardino Gunman's iPhone, Ending Court Case
1	1 Vote	American Airlines Co-Pilot Arrested for Allegedly Burning Down Home Screen
1	1 Vote	NASCAR Driver Clint Bowyer Crashes Immediately After Proving He's the Beast
1	1 Vote	A Gripping, Discomfiting 30 for 30 Seconds

—	1 Vote	Jeep Needs to Happen to You and Your Country [VIDEO]
—	1 Vote	Duo Blows Away Dancing With the $13 Softening Face Cleanser That Makes Quick Work of Oil and Gas Station
—	1 Vote	Endless Dungeon Hands-On Preview – Rat at It Again
—	1 Vote	Ryvid Anthem Launched as Latest Storm-Beating, Gas-Generator Killer
—	1 Vote	Henry Cavill Announces Official Return as Prime Minister
—	1 Vote	Queen Latifah Reflects on Two Decades of Alleged Fraud

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