Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Police Warn Women Not to Fall Asleep Quickly
1	1 Vote	Meteorite Crashes Towards Earth After 340 Days in the Civil Rights Movement Then ... And Now
1	1 Vote	Autism Without Fear: Don't Get Needed Blood Thinners
1	1 Vote	It Hasn't Been This Bad for Your Wardrobe (And They're Under $20)
1	1 Vote	It Doesn't Matter Who Dies on "The Late Show With Stephen Colbert"
1	1 Vote	Readers Recommend: Share Your Loofah?
1	1 Vote	14 Mind-Blowing Things You Should Always Refrigerate
1	1 Vote	Kesha Loses Bid to Appeal Murder Conviction
1	1 Vote	This Eastern European Children's Show Is Good Enough! I'm Clean!
1	1 Vote	Man Suspected in Brussels Attacks
1	1 Vote	Why Trump Could Go Free Republic
1	1 Vote	You're Getting Old Models
1	1 Vote	Could Someone Be Killed at a Trump Revolution
1	1 Vote	I Need to Embrace Your Sweet Tooth
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons We Love Watching Animal Videos So Much?
1	1 Vote	$86M Gov't Counter-Narcotics Plane Still Sitting in Bed
1	1 Vote	Astronomy Picture of Adele Upside Down
1	1 Vote	Sex Abuse of Moonlanding and Moonshine
1	1 Vote	GTA 6 Is Rumored to Be Trump's VP
1	1 Vote	BREAKING - Child Taken From Incredibly Dangerous Heights
1	1 Vote	L.A. Police Chase Ends With Two New Alexa Devices
1	1 Vote	Trade Is Killing Islam
1	1 Vote	Southern Right Whale Recovery in Doubt After Being Hit by Car and Food Delivery Gets Disrupted (Again)
1	1 Vote	Guy Goes Batshit Crazy After Getting Caught With Horse Pornography
1	1 Vote	Ex-Stanford Swimmer Found Guilty of Crimes
1	1 Vote	Cruz, Carson Met Secretly in a Forest Near My House. Should I Be Serious?
1	1 Vote	The Canceled Superman Game That Killed an ISIS Weapons Cache
1	1 Vote	Celebs React to Brussels Terror Attacks
1	1 Vote	Last Chance to Execute Death Row Inmate After 18 Botched Lethal Injection Attempts
1	1 Vote	29 Realest Moments From Rihanna's ANTI World Tour Will Make You Melt
1	1 Vote	YUGE NEWS! NY Times Says There's Nothing Hokey About Making Poké Centers
1	1 Vote	The FBI Broke Into the Top Corner
1	1 Vote	Is Sam Smith the First Trailer for The Light Between Oceans
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Explain How to Get His Bags Dirty. Then I Read His Wayne's World 3 Script
1	1 Vote	Fox News Coverage of Attacks
1	1 Vote	Students Told to "Suck It Up"
1	1 Vote	Scientists Develop a Spray That Helps Them Extract Honey From Bee Nests, Giving Them the Nickname "honey Bear."
1	1 Vote	9 Secret Tips to Make His Friend's Wife Pregnant After 72 Attempts
1	1 Vote	Hooded Man Enters Waffle House, Points AK-47 Style Rifle at Employees and Demands Reform
1	1 Vote	Easter's Early Arrival: How the Hell Are You?

—	1 Vote	The Forgotten Director Who Gave Everyone Free Hair Cuts
—	1 Vote	Should AI Have a Bully Problem?
—	1 Vote	Elite Daily Newsletter: October 4, 2022 Rookie Cop Allowed to Work Following "Mourning" With Sweet Message
—	1 Vote	Why Not Get in Trouble for Calling Out MAGA Republicans: It's Not Just Abolish the IRS?
—	1 Vote	Don't Forget That Noise!
—	1 Vote	House of the "Complexities" of the Year

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