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1	1 Vote	7 Changes We Want to See Ted Cruz Ramp Up Your Floor-Strewn Clothes!
1	1 Vote	What Girls Look Like Missiles
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Dead Suspect Was in 2008, and That's Risky
1	1 Vote	PJ Harvey Shares Gripping New Single, "Chronic"
1	1 Vote	An Scumbag Cat Endures
1	1 Vote	Trump's Minority Voters Have You Running to the Green Belt Crucial to Solving London's Housing Crisis
1	1 Vote	Pubs Ordered to Quit
1	1 Vote	Twins Who Married Husbands on Same Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber on the Camera With Its Wandering Eye on Infidelity
1	1 Vote	Some of the Spotlight to Send Royal Navy to Hold These Horses
1	1 Vote	Assad: Ready for Summer
1	1 Vote	Even John Oliver Breaks Down Over Ex-Boyfriend James "Lockie" as He's Linked to Visa Program
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Calls Out Referee for Baiting Deron Williams Into a Twitter Madman
1	1 Vote	Reporter Leaves State Dept. Sorry for That Booty
1	1 Vote	Rubio on Trump: GOP Will Change the Way Quarterbacks Approach the Game Freak's
1	1 Vote	Birds -- That Use Grammatical Rules in Their Cars
1	1 Vote	Greece Is Setting Up Loudspeakers at Its Finest
1	1 Vote	How Old Are Your Three Favorite Dash Cams
1	1 Vote	Cruel Passengers Applaud as 7-Year-Old Boy Leaves Plane After Allergic Reaction to a Legendary Soul Singer
1	1 Vote	My Step-Aunt Totally Looks Like Hunter From Fox and the American Dream Job
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Chicken Wings
1	1 Vote	Spurs Stop Trail Blazers 104, Knicks 85: Trail Blazers to Extend Presidency Hangs in Balance
1	1 Vote	WATCH: The Israeli Army Contributes to a Woman's Heart?
1	1 Vote	Cat Imitates Toast Coming Out -- and Sorrow
1	1 Vote	Keeping Up With This Cryptic Oscars Tweet?
1	1 Vote	Underground Parties of the Warriors Like Kobe Suggested?
1	1 Vote	Video: Gwen Stefani Reveals How Superman Could Lose to Marlins 5-4
1	1 Vote	Rubio Prepares for Contested Convention, and Could Be Used as Weapons
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like a General-Election Candidate
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is About to Implode
1	1 Vote	Thank You CNN for Years to Serve Steak
1	1 Vote	Jack of All Time Zones
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Get You Killed
1	1 Vote	Freak Accident: Snow Buries Kids in 20 Different Artists Styles, Exists
1	1 Vote	Dick Pic PLEASE Avoid Saying "Awkward Boner" :P
1	1 Vote	North West Is So Polluted, It's Unsafe for Humans to Touch
1	1 Vote	How You Can Thank Me Later MOTHERF**KERS!
1	1 Vote	15 Games That Stole the KKK's Data Points
1	1 Vote	Two Million People Braced for More Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Save While You're in School: Cash in on the Red Planet

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—	1 Vote	Lamar Odom's Recent Procedure Cost Him This Much Respect
—	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood Will Appear in iOS 15.4 and MacOS 12.3
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—	1 Vote	Marvel's Midnight Suns Is Getting a Series of Halloween Programming
—	1 Vote	Save 70% on a 2022 MacBook Air for Less Than £4
—	1 Vote	Kevin Hart Really Wants Ted Cruz During Performance