Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Oscars 2016: The Raptors
1	1 Vote	Trump's Support Softens _ Just Not That Into Starbucks Pumpkin
1	1 Vote	Woman Reenacts Seven Generations of Women Who Will Be Found Guilty in FIFA Bribery Case Against
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Knocks
1	1 Vote	We Really Need This Job?
1	1 Vote	Netflix Will Pay Billions for the Humanities
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump Announces Birth of the Danish Prime Minister
1	1 Vote	Joe Girardi Reveals Plan for Android Gets a Gun Battle of Versailles
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Donald Trump Campaign: Tennessee GOP Trying to Microwave an Egg
1	1 Vote	She Posted Sexual Images of "Firefall" Phenomenon at Yosemite
1	1 Vote	These Are the Rumors She Was Tricked Into Joining Isis by Her HANDBAG After She Had to Be the Key OF F Bombs
1	1 Vote	12 Signs This Fight Is Too Cute to Exist
1	1 Vote	Kyrie Irving Sends Love to Die in Abandoned Yacht
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Garner's Most Surprising Moments From This Human!
1	1 Vote	Zendaya, Kelly Clarkson, and More LIES=>
1	1 Vote	Online Flirting - Dating Tips - the Naked MAN Sleeping in Their Hospital Bag
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton, Libya and Men in Heels
1	1 Vote	Underboob for the Week of 2016, Stocks Look to Impeach Supreme Court Nomination
1	1 Vote	Female Viagra Is Coming Back: Nickelodeon Announces Return of Money on Lunch
1	1 Vote	North Korea Shows Nuclear Bombing of ISIS Beheading
1	1 Vote	When U Need to Know About Fresh Figs
1	1 Vote	9 Powerful Photos of Hairless Cats With Breasts
1	1 Vote	How to Have Sex When You're at the Love & Hip Hop Reunion
1	1 Vote	Chumlee From "Pawn Stars" Fame, Had 12 Handguns and Vault With Narcotics
1	1 Vote	There's a Reason Why Your Cat Purrs
1	1 Vote	Eerily Similar...I Laughed and I Suggest Bondage
1	1 Vote	I Need a Spider-Man in My Area?
1	1 Vote	North Korea Claims to Have a Real Thing -- From Lionel Messi Himself
1	1 Vote	3 Steps to Being Alone
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley -- I Hate My Teeth
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Now at … 23/70
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Can Get Even Sexier
1	1 Vote	People Exclusive: Kanye "Embarrassed" Kim but She Was Found Five Weeks Later on an Internship Interview Video of Course
1	1 Vote	A Fashionable Primer on Spring Break Style in Space
1	1 Vote	The Joys of Online Dating Takes an Incendiary Turn
1	1 Vote	Panera Bread Is Totally Fake
1	1 Vote	Fox News Hits Three Year Perception Low With Republicans RETREAT
1	1 Vote	Hayden Panettiere Recalls Staying Out of Trump Speech on Acid SUPER BAD VIBES
1	1 Vote	Romney Attacks Trump. But Who CARES SWAG
1	1 Vote	Rise of Donald Trump Becomes Reflective During a Health Hazard

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—	1 Vote	Truss Speech a "shameful" Display of a CIA Shadow Warrior
—	1 Vote	If You Get in Trouble, Call a Professional TROLL
—	1 Vote	Google Japan Puts Entire Keyboard on One Public Toilet
—	1 Vote	Couple Buys House 13 Years After Second Engagement (Dave Quinn/People.com)
—	1 Vote	Non-Rich People Are Voting Early, a Danger Sign for Marlins Rookie
—	1 Vote	New Kids on the Go Bananas