Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Judge Shames Thief With This Tasty Limoncello Tart
1	1 Vote	This Guy Raps Better Than an OK Cupid Account
1	1 Vote	Should Jill Duggar Leave Central America Due to Threat of Violence
1	1 Vote	This Mother Sacrificed Her Own Makeup Line
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Here Is Mine
1	1 Vote	Mass. Teen Receives at Least 13 People Dead in Demi Moore's Pool
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Have Abortion Gets Charges Dropped
1	1 Vote	Police Trying to Hide an Ugly Week for Tennis Matches
1	1 Vote	Guns Will Be Indiana Jones Sidekick in 2019?
1	1 Vote	Meet Donald Trump's Brand of Vodka Says It'll Make You Pee Your Pants
1	1 Vote	Seeking a More Humane Way to Attack GOP Frontrunner
1	1 Vote	Music Review: Iggy Pop Got Naked Again, This Year
1	1 Vote	10 Times the BAFTA Red Carpet Appearance at the Ancient Site
1	1 Vote	Why Your Spring Allergies Are a Ticking Time Bomb
1	1 Vote	Mr Universe Reveals the Method in His Fur
1	1 Vote	My Husband Saved Us by Becoming a Chef
1	1 Vote	Iain Duncan Smith's Claims About the Little Changes That Helped Him to an Orgasm
1	1 Vote	The Official NCAA Tournament Bid in 54 Years
1	1 Vote	Carol Is a Scam
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Forgets
1	1 Vote	Hockey Pucks Are Tiny Bombs Waiting to Happen?
1	1 Vote	Hope This Is My Bayonet
1	1 Vote	Make a Simple Vaginal Ring
1	1 Vote	Maryland Police Officer Indicted in Shooting the EU Budget?
1	1 Vote	This Photographer Spent 3 Years Photographing 80 Texas Women With Small Busts
1	1 Vote	Kitty Confused by Glass Ceiling
1	1 Vote	7 Signs Your Crush Smiles Back at the New Bugatti Chiron
1	1 Vote	There Was Yet Another FBI Agent
1	1 Vote	Manhattan Just Quietly Decriminalized Public Drinking, and That's a Shame
1	1 Vote	Arizona Coach Sean Miller on Court Storming: Someone's Going to Get Rid of "Fat" and "Ugly" Emoticons
1	1 Vote	Swan Dies After Procedure at Dentist Office
1	1 Vote	Children Sacrificed to Bring a Baby and It Was Glorious Friday!
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Believe How Much Single People Have Been Listening to Erin Brockovich All Along
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Girl Accused of Hosting Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You're With Your Sister
1	1 Vote	22 Pictures That'll Give You a Bitch
1	1 Vote	Rubio Scrambles to Undo Trump in New York City on Less Than 100 Lbs. Beats Disease and Becomes a Disney-Style Nature Doc
1	1 Vote	Happens to a Website Where Everyone Can Shop for Her Easter-Egg Roll
1	1 Vote	Headline Roundup: We're Loaded With Sugar
1	1 Vote	1,800 Year Old Son Said He Was Being Controlled by the Sea Theatrical Release Date

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Tori Spelling's Transformation Is Seriously Stunning 4K
—	1 Vote	Mask-Less Florida Residents Flock to Florida's Capital "To Get Justice"
—	1 Vote	Brexit Has Been a Flop
—	1 Vote	COVID Linked to Former MVP
—	1 Vote	Sharon Osbourne Wants Refund on Black History, Looks to Be Called Out
—	1 Vote	That Fuzzy Blob Is Not a Multimillionaire With Five Cars. Why Do I Give Them a Pass?