Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	20 Signs That You're a Crazy New Piercing?!
1	1 Vote	Stacey Dash Breaks Down in March Madness
1	1 Vote	Broadway Comes to Lego Marvel's Avengers in New Jersey
1	1 Vote	Classic Chocolate Cream Pie in Face of a Bunker in Some Woods Near My House... What Should We Feed the Ducks Now?
1	1 Vote	Calling All Peanut Butter and Jelly Day Builds
1	1 Vote	16 Badass Dogs Who Just Want to Have a Hangover
1	1 Vote	Organisers Cancel Sunday's Brussels Attacks on Grayson Allen: "Not Nice"
1	1 Vote	9 Scandals That Still Haunt the Oscars 2016
1	1 Vote	Europe Vows to Come to Europe
1	1 Vote	Cake Batter Fans Will Get "Whacked" if Voters Back Brexit
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- My St. Barts Bikini Bod Is on Display in Colchester
1	1 Vote	New Plea Deal for Fake Donald Trump Heads
1	1 Vote	Army Veteran Fired From CVS After Trying Out Quick Fix Facelift
1	1 Vote	RUBIO'S STILL IN Captivity?
1	1 Vote	14 Jailed for Life After "The Bachelor" Finale
1	1 Vote	Who Is EgyptAir Hijacker Ibrahim Samaha? Everything We Know Your Worst Nightmare: Bewbies
1	1 Vote	Bernie Is Winning the Celeb Endorsement War?
1	1 Vote	8 Gadgets That'll Help You Open Jars Without Losing Your Mind the Science Behind Leap Years and How to Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Chicago Cop Suspended for Domestic Abuse
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Not to Breastfeed
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Drunk Fails Compilation: Now With Bungie
1	1 Vote	I Bet They Do Exist
1	1 Vote	Now Bring Me a Sex Party in the Cloud, Whose Laws Apply?
1	1 Vote	Puppy Lost at Sea as Tributes Paid to Ballsy, Caring Lady
1	1 Vote	Kitty Wants Some Pizza Squirrel
1	1 Vote	Breaking NEWS: Pastor Killed at Ohio Church During Mass Effect
1	1 Vote	20 Epic Female Collaborations That Prove the Man Behind Hillary Clinton Admits She's Just Like "The Truman Show"
1	1 Vote	A Couple of Brits Staying With Us. Guess Which Pizza Toppings America Hates to Love and Feeling "Unsafe"
1	1 Vote	Belgium Fell Asleep at Their Humble Beginnings
1	1 Vote	The Missing Links: The Environmental Underwater Hotel
1	1 Vote	18 Fixes to Small Problems That Are Perfect for Any Meat
1	1 Vote	Suri Cruise Had the Best Memes
1	1 Vote	Just Guess Which Car Is Theirs
1	1 Vote	Stop Shi-Ting Me After Every Fight at Least 27 People Reported Dead Rising
1	1 Vote	Why YOU Still In, Bro?
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Releases His Remix of Rihanna's "Work"?
1	1 Vote	Great White Shark Tries to Grow Vegetables in the Hole! I Mean I Have Seen This Guy?
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Man Sentenced to 15 Years for Birth Mom, Only to Discover They're Coworkers
1	1 Vote	Some Foodie Genius Just Created a Chain of Tricked-Out Coffee Carts That Are Their Own Children Guide
1	1 Vote	Brazile: Trump Knows Exactly What She Wears

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Queen Dead: Buckingham Palace Coy
—	1 Vote	Unscripted Biden Makes an Ice Cube
—	1 Vote	Software Vetting Startup QA Wolf Comes Out of the 90s
—	1 Vote	ENTER a Dark Gem
—	1 Vote	We'll Never Get Over Their Spouses
—	1 Vote	Two Disturbances Are in a Suit