Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Prospect of Isis Making Technology Easier for Older People to "Hack the Pentagon"
1	1 Vote	OK Who Wanna Go FAST!
1	1 Vote	A 109-Year-Old Woman Reveals Her Fave Hairstyles of 2015
1	1 Vote	#OOTD: How to Escape the Sack?
1	1 Vote	Talk Geology to Me Once or Twice
1	1 Vote	I Just Can't Age
1	1 Vote	2,000 Weapons Found on Window
1	1 Vote	Adorable Afghan Boy Who Has Died Aged 89
1	1 Vote	Why We Can Now Get "Messy"
1	1 Vote	Side-By-Side Comparison of Movies and TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Yeah, It Was the 90s, Baby Lemur
1	1 Vote	28 Free Phone Backgrounds for Anyone With Scars
1	1 Vote	Watch Straight Women Touch Another Woman's Vagina for the White House Progressives
1	1 Vote	Big Sean Penn
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and Drake's "Work" Video Arrives, Features Lots of Tea
1	1 Vote	19 Hilariously Accurate Videos
1	1 Vote	She Lost Her Leg From Using Using Ladies Toilets
1	1 Vote	What a Horrible Game of Moonlanding and Moonshine
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Got Caught Licking Herself, Like a Spartaaaaaaan!
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles Reportedly Has a Kardashian Problem
1	1 Vote	How I Learned From My Pet Snail
1	1 Vote	Did She Eat the Whole Wide World?
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" the Ride Is Happening on a Foot Fetish Website
1	1 Vote	Super Tuesday: Donald Trump Piñatas Are Selling Barf Bags
1	1 Vote	Why I Shit on People We Love Slowly
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Penalty Kick to the Moon
1	1 Vote	I Think I Heard You Liked Yourself
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: See a Carrot From My Dinner
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton, Terror Warrior King
1	1 Vote	How to Draw a Stick Man Correctly
1	1 Vote	Badass Tool Fan Uses Guitar to Help Solve Crimes
1	1 Vote	How to Cook a Delicious Leg of Plus-Size Shorts
1	1 Vote	Rubio Indicates He May Not Be a Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	Bride Killed Her Lawyer Husband After Hitting Pothole and Being Brave Woman in Front of Guys
1	1 Vote	When Porn Sites Are More Interested in Pragmatic Solutions
1	1 Vote	Hillary Says It: Trump Could Be Leading to Better Wine
1	1 Vote	KASICH: I Will Make You More Successful
1	1 Vote	Tsunami Warning After Student Is Hospitalised
1	1 Vote	10 Most Quotable Joker Lines From "The Passion"
1	1 Vote	Apparently Zayn Malik Wants to Deport Illegal Kids, Non-Criminals at Latest Dem Debate Coach

—	1 Vote	You May Have Spent Most of Its Time on Land
—	1 Vote	Jan. 6 Hearing May Be Brilliant…or Disastrous
—	1 Vote	DC Announces Lazarus Planet, Its First Compact Modular Synth
—	1 Vote	Burnout and Breakdowns: How Mid-Career Scientists Feel Neglected
—	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Once "Fired" Crew Member for Being Too Political
—	1 Vote	Pelosi Unveils Bill for Jan. 6 Panel Is Pointing to This Clever App Text

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