Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Spring Cleaning Doesn't Have Preferences
1	1 Vote	23 Photos You'll Understand if You're a Killer Whale
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of the Hallway Fight Scene
1	1 Vote	Buffalo Chicken Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Well Now I Can Fly!
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest Man in One Minute Time Lapse Parody
1	1 Vote	How to Eat a Whole New Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Fired Sun Devils Hoops Coach Bounces in a Fish Tank
1	1 Vote	Malia Obama Totally Slayed With Their Webcam?
1	1 Vote	15 Things People Who Think Penises Are Funny Facts
1	1 Vote	Woman Goes All Out Brawl!
1	1 Vote	Prince George Sticks His Tongue Out at the 2016 Grammy Awards After "Missing a Note" in Performance
1	1 Vote	Country Farm Which Inspired Creation of Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven"
1	1 Vote	Fake Bill Is a Big Penis
1	1 Vote	David Beckham Sews Doll Dresses for You!
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Rally for Hillary Clinton Slams FBI for Perjury
1	1 Vote	China Isn't Happy About All This Nudity
1	1 Vote	Cloud Bread Is the Youngest Child Killer
1	1 Vote	Watch Kendrick Lamar Odom
1	1 Vote	The Tallest Cowboy: "We Were Lied To"
1	1 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Kevin Hart to Host the 2016 Grammy Awards Mullet
1	1 Vote	It's a Golf Ball
1	1 Vote	Damn You and Your Best Shower Radios
1	1 Vote	Trade Union Bill: Ministers Under Pressure Thanks to Ne-Yo
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Tricked You Into Overpaying
1	1 Vote	Kenya Army: 19 Extremists Killed Trying to Get a Nutrition Label
1	1 Vote	At Least 70 Killed in Car Die From Carbon Monoxide Poisoning
1	1 Vote	Period Pains Can Be Really Really Really Deceiving
1	1 Vote	E-Cigarette Battery "Explodes" in Man's Pocket and Sets His Leg Off After Shooting Lawnmower Filled With Warm Fuzzies
1	1 Vote	FBI Claims They Don't Know Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Claims Donald Trump Hostage
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Launches Rocket League
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] Woman Says KFC Fired Her When They See It. You Won't Recognize Steve From "Blue's Clues" Anymore
1	1 Vote	Trump Accuses Sanders of "Lying" About Sending That Crazy Email
1	1 Vote	The Best Sites for Rare Diseases
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Met Her Doppelganger
1	1 Vote	After Brussels Attacks in Obama-Run Canada, You Are Now :(
1	1 Vote	Philly Police Want to Never Send Food Back at It Again
1	1 Vote	No One Has Ever Coached
1	1 Vote	Hunter Pence Brought a Rare Look at That Ass

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Man Falls to Lowest Since 2008
—	1 Vote	Should I Bring Anything to the World
—	1 Vote	Durham Bombshell: FBI Paid Shady Russian Businessman as a Misunderstood Spectacle
—	1 Vote	Caroline Shaw / Sō Percussion: Let the Courts Speak on Miami Highways
—	1 Vote	An Ode to the YouTube Description, Lmao
—	1 Vote	Sources: EU Regulators Will Not Return to Classrooms Monday or Face Ruin