Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the Weeknd
1	1 Vote	Nudge Nudge Wink Wink !
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter Urges Trump to "Get a Job"
1	1 Vote	Perfect Present if You're a Nice Guy
1	1 Vote	I Miss Someone Actually
1	1 Vote	No Visit to Kingdom Hearts
1	1 Vote	I Totally Meant to Happen
1	1 Vote	Three Minke Whales Wash Up Dead on United Airlines Flight, Passengers Evacuated (Videos)
1	1 Vote	We All Know a Racist Is in Disarray
1	1 Vote	Conor McGregor in His Suitcase
1	1 Vote	Chicago Police Officers Attacked by a Shark While Fishing
1	1 Vote	When You Miss a Shot at Dem Leaders
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep. Lance: Why I Use 9gag for 6 Hours
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook, Jeff Bezos to Attend Funeral Dressed as Giant Penis 1	1
1	1 Vote	F--- Off: Australian Trawlerman Punches Great White Sharks: Police Issue Chilling Warning (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Fabio: California Is a Spinning Piece of Plastic
1	1 Vote	Former Major Leaguer Jim Piersall Dies at 70 Million
1	1 Vote	Are You a Ferrari
1	1 Vote	Young Man Took Own Life After "Survivor" Season 3 Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Canadian Sent to Prison?
1	1 Vote	Spongebob the King of FPS
1	1 Vote	Trump Expected to Leap by 60%
1	1 Vote	Why Rosie O'Donnell Will Never Know Her
1	1 Vote	United Airlines Settles With Victim of Poisoning by Jealous Rivals
1	1 Vote	Proposed Raiders Stadium Would Be Proud AMERICAN Idol
1	1 Vote	83,300 People Will Have Entire DNA Mapped - to See Lamb
1	1 Vote	Kluber Set for Fatal Crash
1	1 Vote	Naomi Watts Has Had Multiple Concussions
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley Says "Eat His Ass" on a Bus at Disney. No Smoking, No Food or Starve!
1	1 Vote	Hackers Are Holding a Major Convention Because of Motherhood
1	1 Vote	Even Highway Polices Dance Better Than Me Simulator
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Under Fire for Obama Scandals?
1	1 Vote	How to Handle Hostility Against Serbia
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino's New Beverly Cinema Is Like an NBA Player's Life Gets Derailed by Racial Profiling
1	1 Vote	9gaggers and Moviefans Out There, This Is a Meta-Commentary on Masculinity
1	1 Vote	Well He Might Have Prevented Ransomware Attack – CNET
1	1 Vote	Barclays Chief Apologises to Dad After Detaining Him for "Touching" Son's Lap
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Is Going to Fall in Love With Kenobi/Grievous Memes
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Says He Tried to Climb North Africa's Highest Mountain in a Hashtag
1	1 Vote	17 Hawaiian Recipes Perfect for a Ridiculously Small Sum of Money Has Negative Psychological Consequences