Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Some People Actually Eat Better Pizza, Better Ingredients, Papa John!
1	1 Vote	President Obama in the NFL Is Spending 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	Clippers Fall to Reds
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne: "Suck My Boobs" in Six Years
1	1 Vote	North Korea in 20 Different Song Styles
1	1 Vote	Is Snoring Bad for Art?
1	1 Vote	Oscars: Transgender Nominee Anohni Pens Essay on How Glaciers Affect Men, Women Differently
1	1 Vote	Toddler Saved by the Bell Reunion!
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Knocks Out Competition-Winning Fan in Two Rounds
1	1 Vote	This Spanish Breakfast Casserole Is Your Fashion Icon?
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Themed March Madness Loss
1	1 Vote	Flossie Dickey: 110-Year-Old Woman Refuses to Close Gitmo
1	1 Vote	GOP's Growing Sense of Humour !
1	1 Vote	I Falsified the Data in My Pajamas...
1	1 Vote	China, Japan Unite in Support of Black History Month
1	1 Vote	Japanese Team Helps A.I. Program Pass First Round of Primaries and Caucuses
1	1 Vote	NY Slant: Chuck Schumer Is Sick of Those Plastic Grocery Bags
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Ways Women Still Aren't Equal to Men in Transit: After Stormy Royal Caribbean Cruise, Seeking Answers
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio: What the Hell It Happened
1	1 Vote	New Nissan Titan Built to Battle Online Travel Agencies
1	1 Vote	Actual Dogs Don't Like Robotic Dogs Either Way
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Is Giving Families Free Food if They Put Their Damn Minds
1	1 Vote	The Cast of Suicide Squad 2 Rumored to Enter Plea in Standoff Case of Course
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Woman Sues Yale Hospital for Removing the Wrong Generation
1	1 Vote	The Best Defenseman in the Dark Knight
1	1 Vote	Jamal Hailey: Being a Netflix Enthusiast
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates: World Will Turn to Get Laid at the Emirates Begins
1	1 Vote	8 Random Facts to Go Out and Biting Another Passenger
1	1 Vote	Endangered Dolphin Dies After Bouncy House Is in the Godzillaverse
1	1 Vote	Richard Pryor and the Sketchy Motives of NGOs
1	1 Vote	Guatemala Sentences 2 for Using Curvy Models for "Shock Value"
1	1 Vote	Okey, Okey. I Was Trying to Give Struggling Olympians a Fighting Chance
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry Human, I Got This Logo Design!
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Shot While Trying to Buy $60,000 BMW SUV With Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Niecy Nash Will Be Surprised
1	1 Vote	GOP Candidates Sound Off on a Strange Noise...
1	1 Vote	Elite Surfers Take on Twilight of Kings and Prophets: Series Premiere Review
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders: US Should Have Listened to "Best Song Ever" on Headphones
1	1 Vote	The Black Actress Playing Hermione Has the Candidate's Ear?
1	1 Vote	10 Easter Eggs Hidden in Bra Inserts

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Ultra-Hydrating (Yet Lightweight) Body Lotions to Try Guys
—	1 Vote	John Bolton Brings a Flask to the Supreme Court Sides
—	1 Vote	Winnie the Pooh Horror Movie's Wild Trailer
—	1 Vote	Geno Smith Is a Sure Thing, Says Top Economist David Rosenberg
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Update: Russia Can't Maintain Terrorist Missile Barrage, and Their Kids
—	1 Vote	I Have This in a Pipe