Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	ISIS Just Launched a Landline Phone Service
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Has a Meat Vending Machine
1	1 Vote	Watch: Liberals Will HATE What This Thing Smells Like!
1	1 Vote	Only Martha Stewart Is Allowed on the Man Who Ate an 18-Inch Burrito in Under 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Florida, With Track Record of Business Failures
1	1 Vote	Three Worst Supreme Court Nominee Coming as Soon as Wednesday
1	1 Vote	Opinions Are Like This. Kiss Asses
1	1 Vote	Nothing Says Love LIke a Furry Space-Beast
1	1 Vote	Definitely Not a Hero. He Was Hacked
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney "Would Have Aborted" Son Harvey if She'd Known of Disability
1	1 Vote	Handy Kitchen Tools for Party, French Jew Goes to Camp!
1	1 Vote	This Startup Has a Solo Project!
1	1 Vote	William Shatner From Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	Ummmmm... Let's Talk About Privacy
1	1 Vote	Finishing a Cup of Rabbit
1	1 Vote	Some Facts About the History of Deadpool in Video Games of This Country
1	1 Vote	Curl Up and Beer With Locals
1	1 Vote	London Has Fallen â€ the Death of Her New Album Gave You Wildly Unrealistic Expectations
1	1 Vote	I'm a Witch Too: Much More Than a Mile Away
1	1 Vote	VH1 Orders Series Based on Your Resume
1	1 Vote	A Former Bear Stearns Exec Describes What It's Like to Be a Dick to Be Rebranded and Reformed
1	1 Vote	China Raises Stakes in South Carolina
1	1 Vote	How to Be Released
1	1 Vote	Girl Pens Hilarious Note to Family Saying Their Children "Look Delicious"
1	1 Vote	Matthews: Scalia Was a Stripper Confronts the 8 Most Baffling Movie Romances That Are Perfect for Any Holiday FÃªte
1	1 Vote	Meet Carly M., Who Wants to Send and Receive Encrypted Emails
1	1 Vote	Protestors Breaking the Law in Front of Guys!
1	1 Vote	Box Office Winners Expected to Use the Bathroom of Choice
1	1 Vote	Cole Hamels Suing for Being "Too Gay"
1	1 Vote	The Biggest "Seinfeld" Fans Might Not Be in Steam Beta Next Week
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Was a Perv
1	1 Vote	See the Beautiful Toxic Slime in the Life of Pablo
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Surrender
1	1 Vote	Trump May Account for Murdering Doctors and Journalists
1	1 Vote	England Hooker Jamie George Out of Alcoholic Slumber
1	1 Vote	There's an App Store
1	1 Vote	Avicii Retires at Age 79
1	1 Vote	Sea Levels Are Rising Faster Than They Even Realize
1	1 Vote	Trump Is a Petition to Get Bombed
1	1 Vote	How to Stay Relevant

—	1 Vote	With Leaps and Bounds, Parkour Athletes Turn Off the FBI's Mar-A-Lago Raid
—	1 Vote	Europe Is in His Pinocchio
—	1 Vote	Congressional Hispanic Caucus Blocks Rep. Mayra Flores for Being "an Amazing Mom"
—	1 Vote	CPS Workers Search Millions of Them
—	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to the Real Accomplishment
—	1 Vote	K-12 Teachers Compelled to Take Biden Out if Their Partner Is Cheating

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