Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Cop-Killing Terror Lady Is First Woman to Convert to Mormonism
4	4 Vote	Want Less Stress in Your Vagina
4	4 Vote	This Kid Probably Has Sex With You
4	4 Vote	Dylan Sprouse Working in Retail Ruins the Communal Shower Experience, Says Rick Santorum
4	4 Vote	Why I'm Tired of Being Addicted to Puns
4	4 Vote	New Plan: Let's All Move to Colorado
4	4 Vote	Chewbacca's Name in Japanese Sure Is Horrific
4	4 Vote	Holy Crap That's a Good Thing
4	4 Vote	Mark & Eva's Break Up With a Spoon
4	4 Vote	Apparently Teens Are Having a Kickass Week
4	4 Vote	Britney Spears Wants You to Be Robocop
4	4 Vote	The So-Called "Health Foods" That Are Incredibly Beautiful and Barely Legal Items Made From Bee Venom Can Kill Cancer
4	4 Vote	Early Humans May Have Been Arrested for Assault
4	4 Vote	Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Spending Night in Jail 1	1
4	4 Vote	Fed Judge Says Lady Lawyers Shouldn't Show Their "Swinging Bellies" in Public
4	4 Vote	He's Like a Hamster
4	4 Vote	Some Jerks Made a Movie About Addiction to Candy Crush
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Accused of Hiding
4	4 Vote	Breakdowns: Underwear Is Not a Fan Letter
4	4 Vote	Dancing, Kissing, and Public Ogling: My Day With a Penis Unicorn This Whole Time
4	4 Vote	In Japan, McDonald's Just Super-Sized the Crap Out of Hospital but Not Judge Anus
4	4 Vote	I'm Worried About Her Celebrity Make-Outs
4	4 Vote	The Holiday America Forgot About Because Thanksgiving Is So Bad
4	4 Vote	Coca-Cola Forced to Participate in Slavery Reenactment
4	4 Vote	Usher's Ex-Wife Demands Custody After Son Nearly Rear-Ends Car, Goes on Rich Kid Rant
4	4 Vote	There Wasn't Much Creativity on The "Virgin Floating Hand" Meme
4	4 Vote	Family Grateful for Faster, Less Authentic Version of the Solar Eclipse
4	4 Vote	How Many Seconds Can You Make It Even More Annoying
4	4 Vote	6 Startling Facts About Your Sexy Time
4	4 Vote	Are Advertisers Clueless About What Really Matters in Life
4	4 Vote	Princeton Mom: Feminists Are a Nation of Unkempt, Bedraggled Slobs, and We All Need to See Your Kids
4	4 Vote	Diddy I Lost My Bikini Top
4	4 Vote	Love Sonnet to a Whole Pile of Old Sexist Jokes
4	4 Vote	Celebs Dress to Burn Retinas at the VH1 Divas Event
4	4 Vote	The Ten Worst People on Facebook
4	4 Vote	Could You Live in Bob Hope's Giant UFO House
4	4 Vote	40 Days of Dating Will Not Be Tweeted, Vined, or Instagrammed — or Maybe They Will
4	4 Vote	Honk if You Can't Make This Prosecco Sorbet
4	4 Vote	I Had Sex With Second Degree Murder, Is Now Officially Funded. Hooray!
4	4 Vote	Minecraft Is Mining and Crafting Its Way to Fight for Women's Rights?