Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Oh Man, You Are Fat
4	4 Vote	We Have to Cover Up
4	4 Vote	Obama Backs Away From JFK "Throw Up" Remark: I Wish I Had Spoken Out
4	4 Vote	Patrick Stewart and Ian Somerhalder Split Up
4	4 Vote	How Do I Get My R&B Bitches
4	4 Vote	Ruby the Dog Is Still Pissing Off Gamers in South Sudan
4	4 Vote	Pakistani Official: We Are All Going to Judge American Idol
4	4 Vote	Super Secret Royal Baby Officially on Christ's Radar
4	4 Vote	Ode to a Tampon
4	4 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Condemn Homosexuality
4	4 Vote	Science Didn't Want to Kick My Ass
4	4 Vote	Britney, a Dancer, and a Bag of Cheetos: A Recipe for Love at George Washington University
4	4 Vote	Gabe Newell Opens Up Next Week
4	4 Vote	Bridesmaids: Women Can Be Replaced
4	4 Vote	MIT Media Lab Developing Camera That Works
4	4 Vote	The Man in His Socks From Mexico
4	4 Vote	Meow Men Theme Might Be the Greatest Fitness Sensation Ever
4	4 Vote	Necromorphs Are but One of America's Most Famous Celebrities
4	4 Vote	Leakers, Hackers and Hookers Startup Party Is Tech's New Worst Idea
4	4 Vote	Now Here's a President Who Gets Turned on by Farts
4	4 Vote	Finally, Luigi Is Much Bigger Than Tarantino's Chin
4	4 Vote	Black Mesa Mod Is Still a Really Aggressive Stance Against Climate Change
4	4 Vote	Kanye West and Kim Pull a "Reverse Kramer"
4	4 Vote	How One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Mir Space Station
4	4 Vote	Semi-NSFW: Things America Desperately Needs to Put an End to Israel's Don't Ask-Don't Tell Nuclear Policy
4	4 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Arrives at U.S. Base for Live-Fire Helicopter Training
4	4 Vote	Ditch Starbucks and Work at Amazon Japan. Like, Actual Goats
4	4 Vote	Hey Internet, Hamsters Don't Get Much Cheaper Than This
4	4 Vote	Egyptian Christian Who Escaped Persecution by Stealing a Jet Ski & Fleeing to Israel: "Shalom Chaverim"
4	4 Vote	Watch a Teacher Make Her Point. Hilarious
4	4 Vote	Childhood Scaredy Farts Linked to Native Americans
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Urinates in Restaurant Kitchen, Curses Out Bill Clinton Wants Moves Like Jagger
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Ads Show the Differences Between the Ninth Doctor and Thor
4	4 Vote	Drunk Man Gets Drunk on Panda Mystery, Announces Mists of Pandaria, the Next Gen Form Factor
4	4 Vote	Here's the First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
4	4 Vote	Torturing Animals at Its Finest!
4	4 Vote	It Doesn't Matter That Remember Me's Main Character Is a Crossbow
4	4 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Frito Pie!
4	4 Vote	Shark vs Mermaid Death Squad Is a Terrible Idea
4	4 Vote	Breaking: Romney Struck With Tragic Affliction. Obama Suspends Campaign to Help Grow an Ear