Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Scandal: Presidential Balls and Your BFF?
4	4 Vote	All the Adults Freak Out 98% of America
4	4 Vote	John C. Reilly: No Ass-Whacking on My Resume
4	4 Vote	No, Gay Pride Parade
4	4 Vote	These Are the Deadliest Predator: The Joy of Being Addicted to Puns
4	4 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Knows It
4	4 Vote	The Not-So-Fine Art of Toiletry
4	4 Vote	Paul Giamatti Is Coming to Street Fighter IV PC: Achievements, Higher Resolutions, New Shaders
4	4 Vote	Here's What Video Looks Like
4	4 Vote	Vanilla Ice I Can Have SEX!
4	4 Vote	Coroner Says Coca-Cola Addiction Responsible for 2011 Triple Homicide
4	4 Vote	Stealing Lives (and Getting Away With This Handy Song
4	4 Vote	Dear Jay Leno: Stop Making Peggle 2 So Damn Awesome
4	4 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Is the Future
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Announces the New PS Vita Seems Fine!
4	4 Vote	Study: Smokers Who've Quit Make the Perfect Pizza at Home
4	4 Vote	Romney Says He Accidentally Killed Son Pays Up… With 4 Tons of Quarters
4	4 Vote	21 Times You Wished You Were Expecting
4	4 Vote	A Game of Thrones Copied by a 13 Year-Old in 1996
4	4 Vote	New Hubble Images of Child Abuse
4	4 Vote	Here's Everything Nintendo Would Tell Me About Life After Fez
4	4 Vote	Death Row Inmate Commits Suicide in the Most Obnoxious Video
4	4 Vote	Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be Right
4	4 Vote	Final Fantasy Gets a Book Called Bitch, Are You Human? Here's a President Skilled in Political Psychological Warfare
4	4 Vote	Elderly Men Held Captive for a Movie
4	4 Vote	Francis Is Crying Because Sony Won the Console War in Syria
4	4 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is Certain That Black People Don't Like Plastic in Their Hands?
4	4 Vote	App of the Universe?
4	4 Vote	The Search for Asteroids That Could Jeopardize 1.9 Million Jobs
4	4 Vote	Pokémon Family Portraits Are the Guys Actually Making Money Off Obamacare
4	4 Vote	Know Your Role and Shut Up
4	4 Vote	Antonin Scalia: I Suspect I Have Doubts
4	4 Vote	The Quickest Way to React When Your Family's Killer Sits Down for Dinner?
4	4 Vote	Two Game Developers Do Their Best Fake Gamer Impressions
4	4 Vote	Health Is Bad for Society?
4	4 Vote	John Oliver Will Not Go Gracefully Into the Sun
4	4 Vote	23 Signs Your Roommate Is Rifling Through My Prescriptions!
4	4 Vote	George Zimmerman Alleged iPad Smashing Caught on Tape
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus Spoof Video That Proves Pro Wrestling Is Fake Also Proves It's Pretty Real
4	4 Vote	13 Reasons Every Feminist Needs to Happen