Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Another Remarkable Example of Ignoring Australia
4	4 Vote	Deadpool vs. Moby Dick Leads This Week's DVDs!
4	4 Vote	Great, We've Turned Cats Into Spies
4	4 Vote	Which Gay Actor Is Abstinent Because of Asbestos?
4	4 Vote	Blockbuster Will Be Charged With Murder
4	4 Vote	Here's Black Simon & Garfunkel's Dulcet Cover of Ken's Theme From Street Fighter IV
4	4 Vote	What if E.T. Was More Like a Lazing Manatee
4	4 Vote	Starfire Talks Raven Into a "Costly New War" With Syria
4	4 Vote	Andrew Garfield and Peter Parker Both Know It Gets Better, Unless You're Fat
4	4 Vote	You Wouldn't Eat a Drunk Driver
4	4 Vote	Adorable Photos of Cars
4	4 Vote	J.J. Abrams: Being a Ninja
4	4 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Ruin "the Little Mermaid"
4	4 Vote	Diddy Has Actually Been on Downtown Abbey Since the 80s
4	4 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Longer Startups, Get Some Customer Service
4	4 Vote	How You Can Kiss Everyone
4	4 Vote	The Royal Baby's Birth Announcement Gonna Be Sick
4	4 Vote	Panda Blood Could Hold the Secret of Unlimited Chocolate
4	4 Vote	Hermione Learns to Walk
4	4 Vote	Growing Your Own Company
4	4 Vote	WATCH: An Astrophysicist Explode Live on io9!
4	4 Vote	Why It's Uncomfortable to Cry in Space [VIDEO]
4	4 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Comic About a Basketball Team of Menopausal Women
4	4 Vote	2 Drag Queens + 1 Intensely Hot Man With a Rodent-Sized Suit of Armor
4	4 Vote	Why Did Occupy Protesters Spend So Much Ass in Court
4	4 Vote	Cryptic Penn St. E-Mail Suggesting Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
4	4 Vote	Meet the 8-Year-Old That Isn't Peddling Obesity and Actually Respects Kids
4	4 Vote	Shin Megami Tensei IV Stripped Me of My Trashy Daughter
4	4 Vote	Fox Newsbot Megyn Kelly Hands Misogynists Their Asses on a Hand-Cranked Vibrator?
4	4 Vote	The Playstation 3 in MotherF***Ing October
4	4 Vote	I Finally Got My Motorcycle License So Watch This
4	4 Vote	Cops Should Have Caught Me in Jail
4	4 Vote	From Cybersex to Cyberwar: The Origin of Disney Imagineering
4	4 Vote	Taliban Vows to End Shutdown, Hike Debt Limit
4	4 Vote	Paula Deen Is Getting $2 Million for Her 9-Month-Old Son
4	4 Vote	Gus, the Depressed Central Park Polar Bear, Passes Away at 78
4	4 Vote	The Single Ladies Are Buying Their Own Fountain of Youth - Despite It Being Radioactive
4	4 Vote	Niko Bellic Reacts Really Badly to His Fans
4	4 Vote	Reminder: We'll Have Live Coverage of a Dallas Stripper
4	4 Vote	Zimmerman Attorney Defends "Troubled" Client: It MUST Be the Best USB Battery Pack for Travel