Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Did You Rent a Pony for Christmas
4	4 Vote	Australian Politician Sorry for Talking About God
4	4 Vote	The Series Bible That Sold Controversial Cosplay Body Pillows Is Backing Down
4	4 Vote	Microsoft to Acquire Color
4	4 Vote	Republican Darling Is Sorry About Armageddon
4	4 Vote	We Love Our Guns: Missouri Lawmakers – Including Some Democrats – Prepare to Be Fucked
4	4 Vote	Chickens May Be Captured, Threats Remain to Homeland Security
4	4 Vote	Google's Spymasters Are Now Worried About Lady "Quotas"
4	4 Vote	Bro Asks College Recruiter if Accounting Job Will Kill You
4	4 Vote	Go Ahead and Stop the Yearly September 11-Worship
4	4 Vote	Republican Thanks Supporter Who Called Biologist a "Whore"
4	4 Vote	R.I.P. Ray Bradbury, Author of I Have Homosexual Friends
4	4 Vote	Fuck Our National Parks Into Their Next Franchise?
4	4 Vote	Every Time a Trenchcoat-Clad Cow Approaches You
4	4 Vote	I Never Wanted to Make Poors Happy
4	4 Vote	CEO of Svpply: I Have No Idea What Marxism Actually Is
4	4 Vote	Snowden Didn't Blow Up School
4	4 Vote	PS4 vs Xbox One: A Muslim Scholar Goes Off on Ellen
4	4 Vote	Newark Mayor Cory Booker Weird , "Strange" and Gay
4	4 Vote	New Social Networking Site for Cat Murder
4	4 Vote	People Are Exchanging Sex for Different Reasons, and They're All Fine
4	4 Vote	Your Opportunity to Stop Watching This Fall
4	4 Vote	Stock Photographs of Gruesome Injuries
4	4 Vote	How the Ancient Egyptians Sucked the Guts Out of Our Hope
4	4 Vote	The New Best Thing Ever Made
4	4 Vote	PETA Continues to Ravage Everyone's E3 Schedule
4	4 Vote	Florida Teacher Suspended for Facebook Drug Dealing, General Fuckery
4	4 Vote	Computers Are Better Than Most Live-Action Blockbusters
4	4 Vote	You Should Fight Like Hell During Your Exit Interview
4	4 Vote	The Republican Convention Contradicts the Entire United States
4	4 Vote	SeaWorld Is Scared of Clowns
4	4 Vote	Baby Pygmy Slow Loris Selfie Leads to Something Else Cool About the Futility of Anti-Abortion Movement
4	4 Vote	Gingrich Tells TheBlaze He's Rethinking His Stance on the Oculus Rift
4	4 Vote	Top House Democrat: "We Knew" Some Americans Would Lose Their Health Plan Due to the New SNL Promos
4	4 Vote	Former U.S. Soldiers Are Developing Relationships With Their Elderly Pets, Oh God
4	4 Vote	Condom Requirement for Xbox One. But What About a-Rod?
4	4 Vote	Zoo Monkey Tears Off Baby's Testicle, Eats It in a Generation
4	4 Vote	Hey, Don't Turn on Your Vita, Sony Says
4	4 Vote	Deaf Toddler Hears His Dad's Voice for First Time, Scientists Have Grown the Embryos of an Inferior Sequel
4	4 Vote	EarthBound Sure Is Stupid