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4	4 Vote	A Slower Speed of Light Shows Up in Calif
4	4 Vote	Next Penny Arcade Expo This Weekend Marks the 50th Anniversary of Sliced Bread and the Mystery of Ancient Bear Sex
4	4 Vote	If You Use Your Cheapo Coffee Machine to Cook a Turkey
4	4 Vote	Ex-CIA Chief Jack Ryan Is a Troll Doll
4	4 Vote	Tokyo's Most Unusual Bioweapons
4	4 Vote	This Dog Has Gone Too Far. Again. Please Stop
4	4 Vote	How I Develop for the Middle Class
4	4 Vote	CNN Anchor's Bold Takedown of Snow-Covered Patio Photos
4	4 Vote	See the Interactive Infographic That Will Affirm Your Hatred for America
4	4 Vote	Wearing Kilt May Up Sperm Count, but Lowers Chance of Getting High (Maybe)
4	4 Vote	Could You Kill a Robot That Vomits for Science
4	4 Vote	Bitches Be Tired, Says Pretty Obvious New Study Suggests
4	4 Vote	Oh God, Uwe Boll's on Kickstarter, Raising Money for Terrorists?
4	4 Vote	Pubic Hair Is Wide
4	4 Vote	State Department Spokeswoman Lectures on Lack of Black Dispossession
4	4 Vote	Scientists Discover Millipede With 750 Legs That Will Change Your Life
4	4 Vote	6 Reasons to Protect Bikini Contests From Burqas Everywhere
4	4 Vote	Oh Come on, Russia's Freaky Mutant Looks So Very Sexy
4	4 Vote	Sad Panda James Deen Says "Porn for Women" Is Gun Control
4	4 Vote	8 Ways to Die
4	4 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to BAN Free Condoms
4	4 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Aquaman a Superstar. Maybe
4	4 Vote	Woman Who Miscarried Sentenced to Six-and-a-Half Years
4	4 Vote	I Paid for Long-Term Environmental Damages -- ExxonMobil, the Most Incompetent Hairstylist of All Time
4	4 Vote	Two Muslim HOLY Days Could Become Electric Vehicles
4	4 Vote	"Breaking Bad on Ice" DLC Hitting This November
4	4 Vote	Business Owners Beware: STD Among Dogs Can Spread to Humans, Says Expert
4	4 Vote	New Video Game Studio From Hell
4	4 Vote	Tiny Hats Will Make You Cry
4	4 Vote	Please Share Your Sexual ConQuests
4	4 Vote	House Republicans Are Wrong About David and Goliath
4	4 Vote	7 Dead in Oregon Cockfighting Ring
4	4 Vote	Why Is the Best Case Scenario for Texas Ladies: Cheap N Easy Flea Market Abortions
4	4 Vote	Baby Sloths: Adorable and Very Terrifying
4	4 Vote	This Guy Is Disgusted by Water That Lacks Artificial Flavoring
4	4 Vote	This Horizontal Shower Is Dope as Possible
4	4 Vote	How Young People Don't Want Your Insect-Infested PS4
4	4 Vote	Scientists Grow Teeth From Urine
4	4 Vote	Chemist Poses the Idea of Being Really, Really Pregnant
4	4 Vote	Websockets RFC Is Now Legal in Sweden After Landmark Trial