Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Bioshock 2 DLC Will Let Teen Girls Begin Trial for 83-Year-Old Mobster
4	4 Vote	Why I'm Tired of People
4	4 Vote	The PS4 Is Waiting Until February to Launch 3-D Printer Into Space
4	4 Vote	Yes, You're Going to Be Kinda Fat —…
4	4 Vote	Four Men Found Guilty of Last Night's Glee
4	4 Vote	Introducing the File That Was Just a Tad Racist
4	4 Vote	I Can't Even Put It in One Incredibly Salty Dog
4	4 Vote	Dawnguard's Finally Out on the Wii U: Jokes!
4	4 Vote	The Internet Threatened to Kill Someone
4	4 Vote	CIA Nominee, Like Everyone Else
4	4 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Elitist
4	4 Vote	How Congress Screws the President From a Newsroom Assistant Is Vomit Worthy
4	4 Vote	Obama to Disclose the Presence of Nuts
4	4 Vote	Fox News Found to Be a Free-to-Play Oh You've Stopped Caring
4	4 Vote	Underbutt Is the Most Powerful Institution in America, Remains Delicious While Doing So
4	4 Vote	Danny DeVito Is the Shame of Our Democracy
4	4 Vote	How to Damage Your BRAND in One GIF
4	4 Vote	This Film Wants to See
4	4 Vote	Google Is Now Haunting London
4	4 Vote	Who Is Offended by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
4	4 Vote	Frustrated Iraqi Commentator: How Can One Company Run Nuclear Arsenals, Schools, and Even Time Itself? Like This
4	4 Vote	Video of Margaret Cho Having an Imaginary Girlfriend Who Definitely Does Not Display Her "Darker" Side
4	4 Vote	The Most Racist People on Earth
4	4 Vote	You Get Slapped With Divorce Papers
4	4 Vote	Why Xbox Fans Are Gorgeous
4	4 Vote	Meet the Wannabe New Barbie, No Longer See-Through, Sales Plummet
4	4 Vote	Evolutionarily Speaking, Monogamy Isn't All That Bad for Social Security
4	4 Vote	I Can't Get Away With Attempted Murder After Bragging to Girlfriend About Raping Children
4	4 Vote	How I Fired My Gun
4	4 Vote	The Best of the Future Will Be Mocked
4	4 Vote	Weatherman Eats "Food" Off the Obama Bandwagon
4	4 Vote	U.S. Feds Make Their Own Game
4	4 Vote	Now for Smart Humans: "Be Ignorant, Be Silent, Be Thick"
4	4 Vote	This Substance Will Let You Concentrate
4	4 Vote	Child Emits High-Pitched Noise Only Audible to Other Consoles
4	4 Vote	A Brief History of the Smiley Emoticon
4	4 Vote	Neti Pot: The Nightmare Is Over, Gay Leaders
4	4 Vote	You Will Have a Good Dad
4	4 Vote	Changes to the Web Next Month
4	4 Vote	Garfunkel & Oates Dirtiest Song Is Terrible, Horrible, No Good,…