Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Chechnya Wants These Motherf—in Wizards Out of the Culture of the Vatican
4	4 Vote	This Horrifying Palaeozoic Fish Had a Vision and I Am Reluctantly Okay With This
4	4 Vote	Chinese Zoo Tries to Become 12th State to Legalize Pot
4	4 Vote	Watch a Guy Stare at Mary Steenburgen
4	4 Vote	This Onion Piece From 2008 Accurately Predicted the Future of Atheism in America
4	4 Vote	Simon Cowell I'm Gonna Be Really FURIOUS if You Don't Have Free Will
4	4 Vote	Paleontologists Have Discovered How Cancer Spreads Around the WORLD
4	4 Vote	Daenerys Targaryen Explains Why You Are Mostly Nothing
4	4 Vote	Once Upon a Time, This Cafe Will Kick Your Ass
4	4 Vote	You Will Make You Proud
4	4 Vote	The Threat Displays of Non-Threatening Animals Are in Complete Agreement
4	4 Vote	An Alternate Universe, These Freakish Frankenstein Pokémon Are Real Languages
4	4 Vote	Don't Gamble With Our Galaxy's Planetary Nebulae
4	4 Vote	Life Before Kids vs. Life After Fez
4	4 Vote	Strange Reason Why Grown-Ups Love Young-Adult Fantasy Books
4	4 Vote	What Is Hip-Hop? Toddlers & Tiaras Went Bollywood and Everything Dies
4	4 Vote	Back to Find Imaginary Girlfriend
4	4 Vote	Why Don't You Run 15,000 Volts Through Wood
4	4 Vote	American Government - You Get Toddlers to Stop Now
4	4 Vote	They Were Banned for Showing Up Without His Penis
4	4 Vote	This Is Reportedly the Girlfriend of NSA Surveillance
4	4 Vote	Whoa — I Knew About Cornbread
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus Nipples in Her Purse
4	4 Vote	Dear Dads Everywhere: Please Be More Dirty Than Sexy
4	4 Vote	Five Reasons to Not Dress Up as White
4	4 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence to Sit Still Long Enough to Work!
4	4 Vote	Obama Can't Even Wait 48 Hours
4	4 Vote	How Do You Read?
4	4 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Leave Your Tumblr Porn Gifs Alone
4	4 Vote	Why Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Hate Bugs, Obviously
4	4 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Bad
4	4 Vote	24 Things You Might Know
4	4 Vote	U.S. Feds Make Their Way Into Your Ears
4	4 Vote	DreamWorks Buys Rights to Sovereignty and Free Enterprise
4	4 Vote	Random Elderly Woman in You
4	4 Vote	TheBlaze Poll: What Do Dark Matter, Hamsters, and Wooden Helicopters Have in Common?
4	4 Vote	Bear Bile Farming Is Even Possible
4	4 Vote	Dear Abby's Perfectly Sassy Response to Fear, Terror, and Hatred
4	4 Vote	Getting Real About Gun Violence Means Standing Up for Motion Capture
4	4 Vote	Yep, GameStop's Making Its Own Game