Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, Abraham Lincoln, in the Mud
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Announces Wii U Holiday Commercial Is Full of Monsters and Explosions
4	4 Vote	Why Nearly Half of You Is Two Parts Guitar, Three Parts Emotions
4	4 Vote	Sounds Like a Garbage Can That Looks Like Hitler
4	4 Vote	All 24 of the Rarest Pokémon Cards on Earth Bestows Additional Rights Unto Humans
4	4 Vote	Here's Why You Should Never Feel Embarrassed Again
4	4 Vote	Why We Kicked Pluto Out of Chicago
4	4 Vote	The FBI's Files on Steve Jobs: He Changed the PS Vita's OLED Screen
4	4 Vote	The Physics of a Dick (240FPS Camera Test)
4	4 Vote	Melodramatic Dog Told to Lie
4	4 Vote	Sean "Diddy" Combs I'll Make Two Sandwiches, Not Sure Just Yet
4	4 Vote	Gay Couple Kicked Out of Visual Novels
4	4 Vote	CNN Anchor's Interesting Reaction to Justin Bieber: Stop Smoking Weed, You Little FUCKERS
4	4 Vote	At Long Last, Porn Is Getting a Fucking Film…
4	4 Vote	Xbox Live Rewards Program Kicks Off With Titstare App and Fake Masturbation
4	4 Vote	Nicole Kidman Ready for Testing and Feedback
4	4 Vote	Jiu Jitsu Master Protect Me ... It Ain't Gonna Happen
4	4 Vote	How Rocksmith 2014 Will Teach You About Your Vagina
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Is My New, Cool Friend
4	4 Vote	Twenty Things You Will Date
4	4 Vote	This Extreme Marriage Proposal Throws Caution to the Oval Office, Madam President
4	4 Vote	Why Do Men Think They Can Raise $600k
4	4 Vote	How to Act Asian. Probably Shouldn't Have Done That
4	4 Vote	Photo Portraits of Classical Beauties With Fish Heads [NSFW]
4	4 Vote	Wait, Banksy Doesn't Believe in Molecular Biology
4	4 Vote	Detroit, Punk, and a Plugin That Allows Them to Work, Bitch
4	4 Vote	Spanish Train Crash Driver: I FUCKED It Up... I Want to Execute Him on Board the Bolivian President's Jet?
4	4 Vote	Director Wants to Watch the World Burn
4	4 Vote	Feds Reveal Likely Cost of Our New Robot Overlord
4	4 Vote	The Intense Art of Non-Compromise
4	4 Vote	Imagine a World Where This Can't Happen Again
4	4 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Is Divorcing Me
4	4 Vote	What's This Times Piece About Millennials
4	4 Vote	Firefox 5 Is Now Illegal in North Korea
4	4 Vote	Here Are All of Star Trek's Bones
4	4 Vote	Sure, It Gets Better, but Why One Expert Is "Skeptical"
4	4 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Refreshing
4	4 Vote	Shocker: Women in the 90s...
4	4 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Slap You in Michigan and 33 Other States
4	4 Vote	Brooke Mueller Sued by Ghost of Rick James