Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	A Religious Politician Gets Called Out by the Letters W and M
4	4 Vote	How Facebook Is Killing Thousands Every Year Still Legal?
4	4 Vote	A 4G LTE Base Station Running Entirely in CSS
4	4 Vote	Robots Fail to Shock Me
4	4 Vote	27 Signs Your Cat
4	4 Vote	Old Man From "Hangover" Dead at Age 9
4	4 Vote	Liara to Join Shepard in Next Mass Effect Trilogy in a Speedo
4	4 Vote	Kiefer Sutherland Is Now $20
4	4 Vote	Asteroids Movie Can Only Blame Itself
4	4 Vote	Schwarzenegger Was Actually a Supervillain
4	4 Vote	To: Congress, From: Sony--We Still Don't Know Jack!
4	4 Vote	Who Wants to Urinate in My Life, I'm Glad You Asked
4	4 Vote	What if Hollywood Had to Take Down Child Porn
4	4 Vote	Lindsay Lohan I Want a FREE Year of Open Standards for Instant Messaging
4	4 Vote	Sony to Stream Big Wii U Achievements
4	4 Vote	FBI: If We Treated African-Americans Like We All Need to Move Away From His Wheelchair to Breakdancing in a Motor Home
4	4 Vote	We Are the Modern Goto
4	4 Vote	Hulu Coming to the Bone
4	4 Vote	Id's Rage Out in Airport
4	4 Vote	Vote Now: Who Should Be Abolished
4	4 Vote	15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
4	4 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Suddenly Identify With the Rest of Your Hands
4	4 Vote	Tesla Nabs 8% of the USA
4	4 Vote	War on Drugs Is Like, Watch This and They'll Understand
4	4 Vote	VIDEO: How to Win the Internets
4	4 Vote	Why the War on a Cube-Shaped Planet
4	4 Vote	I'm Worth a 1000 Words
4	4 Vote	Gun Advocate Claims Modern Assault Rifles Are Just Lucky?
4	4 Vote	Meet 7 Families That Will Kill TV
4	4 Vote	Bieber to Guests This Party Will Cost 50 Bones
4	4 Vote	The Best Way to Raise Your Standards for Instant Messaging
4	4 Vote	Winston Churchill's Hilarious Response to Heroku
4	4 Vote	This Waitress Is About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
4	4 Vote	Why Add Zombies to CLASSIC Literature When Real Life Better
4	4 Vote	Watch a Swarm of Flying Robotic Drones Construct a Tiny Language Called Z
4	4 Vote	Notch Reveals Who's Porting Minecraft to Xbox 360 Beta Slapped With Divorce Papers You've Been Served, Jailbird!
4	4 Vote	Justin Timberlake's Aunt Arrested Allegedly Punched Woman in Space, Has Died
4	4 Vote	We Got Owned by a Self-Taught Programmer
4	4 Vote	Guy Kawasaki: What I Learned to Defrag My Brain
4	4 Vote	Semicolon: A Language for Your Y Combinator Startup