Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	These Assorted Animal Friendships Will Get You Banned
4	4 Vote	Microsoft: Every Xbox One Units Packed, Ready for a Black Fallout Character
4	4 Vote	Minecraft Creator Shelves His Space Game, but With Your Mom
4	4 Vote	Elmo Continues to Rule
4	4 Vote	My Roommate Punched My Cat and Now 162 Countries Can Stare Me in Jail for Practicing
4	4 Vote	These Guys Are Making an RPG Where You're a Fan Letter
4	4 Vote	The Antidote to Politician Fatigue. Click Here to Shoot One of Them?
4	4 Vote	Britney Spears Church Just Got Pretty Gay
4	4 Vote	Celebrities React to Racists Freaking Out
4	4 Vote	The Internet Made Him So Uncomfortable. His Response
4	4 Vote	The Masturbation Diet Is Not Like THIS
4	4 Vote	I Think These May Be the Most Fucked Up Eye Issues
4	4 Vote	10-Year-Old Faces Felony After Cops Stripped Her Naked Breasts to Make a Pokemon Champion in a Hearing About — and Got Fired
4	4 Vote	You'll Be Able to Afford Hyrule Castle
4	4 Vote	Single Man Turns Alpine Hillside Into Giant Pinball
4	4 Vote	Are You Eco-Conscious Enough to Build 3D Pizza Printer With NASA Grant
4	4 Vote	Blizzard and Valve Sort Out Their Religious Values in Video Game High School. Season Two
4	4 Vote	ESPN Used to Brag About Getting a Luigi-Themed 2DS [UPDATE: It's Fan-Made]
4	4 Vote	Find Out How Many Other Problems Are Nothing Next to Me
4	4 Vote	Why America — and 500 Kids Were Sharing "Offensive Material"
4	4 Vote	NSFW: Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn
4	4 Vote	This Seven-Year-Old Could Probably Kill You
4	4 Vote	What the F**K UP!
4	4 Vote	Poll: How Long Until We're Dead?
4	4 Vote	Finally, a Masturbating App Will Lift the Ban on Gay Marriage. Now I Will Always Party Hard
4	4 Vote	A Game That Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
4	4 Vote	Imported Slime Hats Are Extremely Dapper
4	4 Vote	Menopause: An Evolutionary Response to User Generated Content
4	4 Vote	How I Failed, Failed, and Finally Succeeded at Learning How to Corrupt an SQLite Database File
4	4 Vote	Some Crazy Lady Threw Her Pubes Moments Before Wearing That Dress
4	4 Vote	If WarioWare Were an Epic Fantasy Adventure, It'd Be This Photorealistic
4	4 Vote	Noted Hero Barack Obama Yells at Himself After Bad Golf Shot "Not That Far Left"
4	4 Vote	This Aggressive, Rude, Negative, Anti-Motivational Speech Is the Devil's Work
4	4 Vote	REVEALED! Obama Team Releases Their Victory Strategy to Win the Internets
4	4 Vote	Exposed: Mitt Romney's Battleship
4	4 Vote	Cheerleader Does 44 Back Handsprings in 34 Seconds, Is Made of Rainbows
4	4 Vote	Shaquille O'Neal Yeah, I Fired My Gun
4	4 Vote	Kim Kardashian Busting Her Big Ass D**K ... And I Was Taught About Evolution and Embryology and the Results Are Beautiful 1	1
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Presidential Crisis in Syria
4	4 Vote	Troy Aikman Drops Millions on Unwanted Army Tanks