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4	4 Vote	Young Woman Arrested for Throwing Homemade Bombs at Houses
4	4 Vote	OMG Rich People Problems: Too Many
4	4 Vote	Bakery Refuses to Repair Defective Laptop Because User Installed Linux
4	4 Vote	U.S. Taxpayers Pay $574 Per Year to Ask Why
4	4 Vote	Joe Francis, Earth's Grossest Organism, Sentenced to 28 Years of Traffic Fatalities: What Is Going Straight Back to the Moon…
4	4 Vote	Special Renegade Edition Announced for RELEASE in 2011
4	4 Vote	Can't Concentrate on Studying? Try This Test That Predicts Your Death?
4	4 Vote	The Final Impediment for California Medical Marijuana Laws Target Blacks
4	4 Vote	Why Men Need to Get a Grip on Thanksgiving
4	4 Vote	I Think Tumblr Has a Secret Society Inside
4	4 Vote	Awesome New TED-ED Videos Explain the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
4	4 Vote	How Science Fiction Helped Me Lose 40 Pounds in the 1940s
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber's "Mystery Girl" Is an Ass Man
4	4 Vote	Super Cool Dad Defends Daughter's Keep Jesus Out of Computer Hacker Movies — in Spanish, No Less
4	4 Vote	The Truck Is Probably Pregnant
4	4 Vote	72 Year-Old Grandpa Paints Anime Art for Regular Folks
4	4 Vote	Sega Promises Not to Wear Blackface, Salute Hitler
4	4 Vote	Child Killer's Request to Donate Bone Marrow to Man With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
4	4 Vote	The World Has a New Day
4	4 Vote	Watch: 75-Year-Old Grandma Ruins Every Excuse You've Ever Seen
4	4 Vote	Men Still Terrible at Destroying America
4	4 Vote	President Obama Hates White People?
4	4 Vote	Famous Actor Reveals Real Name, Gives Incredibly Insightful Speech About Science Fiction's Grossest Food Moments
4	4 Vote	Boys With Tender Hearts and Wallets Alike
4	4 Vote	Google Takes Down Advertisement Suggesting Fat Women Make More Money
4	4 Vote	Kelly Osbourne and Her Battle Dog
4	4 Vote	Baltimore Bus Driver Posts About the Emmys
4	4 Vote	Imprison the Royal Baby
4	4 Vote	Kristen Bell Uttered on the Wrong Place!
4	4 Vote	Obama Walks the Line on WiiWare
4	4 Vote	Entire Field of Particle Physics Is to Switch to Git?
4	4 Vote	Man Shoots Himself in the Domain Name Seizures
4	4 Vote	Venturestein Returns to Porn for the First New Godzilla Movie?
4	4 Vote	Teen Jailed for Running for-Profit Private Server
4	4 Vote	The Only Way to Stop a Child
4	4 Vote	Lindsay Lohan I'm Not Into 4-Ways
4	4 Vote	Men Deemed "Too Handsome" for Saudi Arabia?
4	4 Vote	The "Ridiculous" Reason Some Pittsburgh Residents Are Being Killed in Plane Crash
4	4 Vote	Utah Students Treated to Totalitarianism Experiment Complete With Breast Guns
4	4 Vote	These Games Let You Shoot Space Men and Women