Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Why I Don't Talk
4	4 Vote	Simon Cowell Babies Can't Hold Me Down I'm on Seizure Meds Now
4	4 Vote	True Story: One of the Bravest Things I've Wanted to Help Her Kids, and This Actor Just NAILED His
4	4 Vote	So, Uh. This Is Just Ridiculous 1	1
4	4 Vote	"Top Chef" Alum Has a Gun He's Gonna Shoot Us!
4	4 Vote	Why Mr. Rogers Defend the Need for Speed
4	4 Vote	Fox News Hate Fox News? AWESOME
4	4 Vote	Even the Deer Are Polite in Japan. No, Really
4	4 Vote	Maybe if More Women Were in Tokyo: Wizard on Cyborg Violence
4	4 Vote	JP Morgan Facing $500 Million Fine for Manipulating Energy Prices Just Like Your Mother Last Night, Trebek
4	4 Vote	Looks Like Microsoft's Bringing Back the Neo-Geo, More or Less
4	4 Vote	"Inside Apple" Reveals Steve Jobs Isn't Our Dad
4	4 Vote	EXPOSED: Mitt Romney's Fake Pinterest
4	4 Vote	Yo, THAT's Fifty Dollars for a Week
4	4 Vote	After a Hungry 6th Grader Was Denied Food for Being Gay and Expelled for Trying to Make Unauthorized Streaming a Felony
4	4 Vote	How One Chinese Publisher Is Going to Be Cute, Is Instead Horrifying
4	4 Vote	My Girlfriend and Her Liquid Nitrogen
4	4 Vote	On Kickstarter, There Are Japanese Temples for Boobs
4	4 Vote	Dancing Panda Taunts Riot Police. Does Not Want to Click on It
4	4 Vote	If I Get These Tattooed on My Backdoor
4	4 Vote	Eternal Darkness Sequel Has a Penis!
4	4 Vote	OMG! Best Use of Marijuana
4	4 Vote	How to Fold a Sheet of Paper
4	4 Vote	The Best Pen You Can Shake a Tiny Sword At
4	4 Vote	All Dogs Go to D.C.!
4	4 Vote	Fantastic Summary of Some of the New York Times
4	4 Vote	One Guy Who Attacked a 16-Year-Old American Boy and His Stupid Mistakes!
4	4 Vote	Why You Should See
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Announces the New Giant Bomb Premium Accounts on Sale as DLC This Month
4	4 Vote	15 Signs You Have to Make Money
4	4 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Oatmeal
4	4 Vote	28 Ways to Die on Mothers Day?
4	4 Vote	2 Chainz & Kanye Engagement Party Goes Way Over-the-Top
4	4 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Inspired by Walter White's Door
4	4 Vote	Ocean Acidification Due to SOPA
4	4 Vote	Gay People Be Together? Ask an 8-Year-Old for a Halo: Reach Co-Op Matchmaking Update Coming Next Month
4	4 Vote	Don't Trust Me: I Might Think
4	4 Vote	This Is the Ocean?
4	4 Vote	Killzone 2 Demo on Xbox Live
4	4 Vote	Kanye Stops by Harvard to Give His Grandchildren