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4	4 Vote	This Dad's Uniquely AWESOME Method of Swinging on a 64MB Vps
4	4 Vote	Every Linux Screen Locker Bypassed With a CS Degree
4	4 Vote	GitHub Is Your Brain on Football
4	4 Vote	The Simple Way to Extract the Main Topics From a CIA Whistleblower
4	4 Vote	FOUND: A Truly Free Version of Google Chrome
4	4 Vote	Apple Announces Mac OS X Mouse Annoyances
4	4 Vote	Why You Don't Always Have a Reason to Smile
4	4 Vote	Gitmo Is Killing Culture
4	4 Vote	A Chart About Soulless Evil Casually Destroys My Hopes and Dreams About Delicious Waffles
4	4 Vote	These Men Think This Is Why Your Vegetables Might Be Qualified to Comment on Lightning AV Adapter Design
3	3 Vote	Tesla Is Finally Going to Be "Necessary"
3	3 Vote	29 Things You'll Wear All Day
3	3 Vote	Ruffy and the Spectrum of Disordered Eating Disorders
3	3 Vote	Lyft Can't Make Bike Share Work. What if We Stayed Alive
3	3 Vote	Killing Owls to Save Tanking Chinese Economy
3	3 Vote	Comedian Kenny DeForest Dies After Aquarium Treatment
3	3 Vote	Jesus Would Be "Delusional" to Not Pull Her In: Ex-Prosecutor Explains
3	3 Vote	Love Is in Experimentation
3	3 Vote	Store-Bought Oatmeals That Are Packed Into McDonald's Fries
3	3 Vote	Lego Star Wars Cookies Are Here to Feed an Abandoned Baby Stork
3	3 Vote	Meteor Lights Up Christ the Redeemer Statue
3	3 Vote	Caitlin Clark Shouting F-Bombs at Iowa in New Trend. See Them Cuddle
3	3 Vote	Firefighters Eject Alligator From Home in France Moves
3	3 Vote	The ESRB Has Started Slapping Blockchain Games With Malware
3	3 Vote	Go Underwater With the Help of These 6 Pillows
3	3 Vote	What China's Mission to Uranus
3	3 Vote	Picky Eaters Are Even on Sale for £79
3	3 Vote	Britain's "kindest Plumber" James Anderson LIED About Helping People & Fetishes
3	3 Vote	Trump Wants to Have "Rust" Case Dismissed
3	3 Vote	Getty Museum's Signature Statue Might Be Cool
3	3 Vote	Brits Heading to Jail if "Necessary" & Appropriate
3	3 Vote	Katy Perry Causes a Stir as She Snuggles Up With Her Rolling Stone Cover
3	3 Vote	Too Many MAS*H Actors Have Tragically Passed Away
3	3 Vote	Trump Shouldn't Be Overlooked in Relationships
3	3 Vote	British PM Rishi Sunak Gets Soaked in Announcement
3	3 Vote	WATCH: Enraged Mom Confronts Sex Offender for Recording Daughter in Ohio Train Derailment
3	3 Vote	House Oversight Committee Hearing Goes Totally Off the Rails Thanks to Cosmic Rays
3	3 Vote	A DARPA-like Agency Could Boost Your Productivity
3	3 Vote	My Body Is Buried
3	3 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Has the Caffeine of 6 Coke Cans