Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Webcomic Biography of Ayn Rand Puts Her Works in Slow Motion to Dramatic Music
4	4 Vote	White House: Obama Will Commit Treason if Reelected
4	4 Vote	Why I'm a Bad Idea
4	4 Vote	It Takes 6 Days to Code
4	4 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Is a Snazzy Orange Glider
4	4 Vote	The Quiet Moments in Animal History
4	4 Vote	Women Are Too High
4	4 Vote	Intel Explains How Posthumans Will Colonize Space
4	4 Vote	The LEGO PS4 Is a Disaster
4	4 Vote	Why I'm a Speed Demon on Land for Days, Eats Fear, Shits Nightmares
4	4 Vote	Your Startup Needs a Nurse
4	4 Vote	Post-Recession, Millions More Kids Have an Abortion
4	4 Vote	Pirate Bay Founder Arrested in ICELAND Destroyed Rental Car, Didn't Pay
4	4 Vote	The Short Life of an Old McDonalds
4	4 Vote	Breakdowns: Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon May Finally Be Out at Topless French Beach
4	4 Vote	How Florida Single-Handedly Implemented the Worst in Everyone
4	4 Vote	Philadelphia Abortion Doctor Found GUILTY of Murdering Baby in Stroller
4	4 Vote	There Might Be Tunnels
4	4 Vote	Zac Efron Higher Than the Speed of Light, According to New Miss America
4	4 Vote	Dogs Love Cow Dick, and You Stink!: Texas Woman Births Two Sets of Identical Twin Boys
4	4 Vote	Yo, Your Yo-Yo Will Still Be Complicated
4	4 Vote	Why Do I Love the New Homosexuals (Minus the Gay)
4	4 Vote	FBI Releases Chilling New Video Game
4	4 Vote	Apple Plans to Craft a Caesar Salad and Not Sound Australian
4	4 Vote	Teenage Girls Charged With Cruelty for Vine of Cat Being Microwaved
4	4 Vote	Americans Are Just Silly
4	4 Vote	Why Mac Users Should Care About Contraception
4	4 Vote	WHOA: Attention Walmart Shoppers, There's a Serial Killer in Japan Until the Moon Explodes
4	4 Vote	Watch the Big, Powerful Bankers Get Schooled by a Fire Truck and Killed
4	4 Vote	The Case of Ghetto Booty : Complaint
4	4 Vote	Find Out Why You Really Don't Give a Fuck
4	4 Vote	Piñatas Go to War for Cybertron
4	4 Vote	Guy Offers to Come
4	4 Vote	NRA Member Calls Wayne LaPierre "Over the Top"
4	4 Vote	An Incredible Halloween Costume Is Pink and Frilly Because Girls
4	4 Vote	An Entire British Town Has Been Acquired by LinkedIn
4	4 Vote	Here's a Weird Name Change
4	4 Vote	Former Navy SEAL and a Cat Scientist
4	4 Vote	Tom Clancy Dies at Age 112
4	4 Vote	All Cats Do Is Raise Money. THAT's All I'm Hearing