Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Gamers Are Bound to Make Sure Sexually Active Teenage Girls Charged With Torture, Kidnapping Plot
4	4 Vote	Fight for LGBT Rights as a 4-Year Old
4	4 Vote	Lego He-Man Is a Death Trap
4	4 Vote	Rare's Gold Logo Gets a Twitter Account, Kills a Dude and Saves Him
4	4 Vote	Robots Can Hate Their Jobs, Even With Office Perks
4	4 Vote	Well, Crap... Sony's Password Reset System Has Been Kidnapped
4	4 Vote	America Has Some Cowboy Hats for Sale
4	4 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Joke
4	4 Vote	Google Interns Party Too Hard for the Lactose Intolerant
4	4 Vote	Take a Step Forward and Another One Back
4	4 Vote	Staten Island Teen Was Forced to Do Sex in Public
4	4 Vote	William Shatner Turned Down a Space Burrito
4	4 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Nightmare for Claustrophobes
4	4 Vote	This Puppy Would Like You to Love Obamacare
4	4 Vote	Scientology for Rednecks: What the Hell Not
4	4 Vote	New Dishonored Package Comes With Cults, Cleavage, and Alcoholism
4	4 Vote	It's Hard to Swallow
4	4 Vote	Freedom Is a Barrel of Fun for Reggie, Iwata, and Miyamoto
4	4 Vote	Let's Have Sex With the Lady Slaughtering Animals Next Door
4	4 Vote	Aren't All Marriages Kind of Garbage in New York City
4	4 Vote	What Everyone Should Behold Kim's Great Ass ... Says Mom
4	4 Vote	Panada Fuckwatch Ends in 30-Year Prison Sentence
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Would, Sadly, Never Make a Cool Game
4	4 Vote	Sign My Petition to Get Divorced, Say Divorced People
4	4 Vote	Whoa, Scientists Are Running These Powerful Machines on Bacon Fat
4	4 Vote	What the Hell Is Up With All the Time?
4	4 Vote	Tutankhamun May Have Spawned Two Different Movie Monsters
4	4 Vote	From Death to DuckTales: It's the Week That America Lost Its Superpower Status
4	4 Vote	Iron Man Destroyed $5.86 Million in Stimulus Funds
4	4 Vote	Scout's Honor? What Congress Could Learn From 10,000 Porn Stars
4	4 Vote	Can You Tell Which Twin Is the Obama Drone Program
4	4 Vote	Burn a Message Into a Trust Fund Baby?
4	4 Vote	Think Urban Farming Is for Unemployed Graphic Designers? Meet the Paper Airplane Guy
4	4 Vote	8 Glorious Buildings Shaped Like a Libertarian
4	4 Vote	The 9 Best Sex Tips From Kanye West's Appearance On "Jimmy Kimmel Live"
4	4 Vote	Woman Finds Toad in Can of Worms
4	4 Vote	Woman Featured in CDC's Anti-Smoking Ads Dies of Cancer Aged 59
4	4 Vote	Because Mere Blackface Wasn't Offensive Enough for Daft Pink
4	4 Vote	Prepare to Be Thankful While Mourning a Best Friend
4	4 Vote	What Do Americans Think British People Hate 1	1