Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Let's Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
4	4 Vote	This Family Is Interracial, Gay, and Adopted. They're Also 100% American. Deal With Fox 1	1
4	4 Vote	20 People Who Need to Know About Sensory Deprivation Chambers
4	4 Vote	The Story of the Day: NYTimes Crossword
4	4 Vote	This Terrifying Bride Is Only Quantum Foam
4	4 Vote	7 Good Reasons to Let Foreclosed Homes Fall Apart Before Your Very Eyes [NSFW]
4	4 Vote	"Treason" or Free Speech? – Are These Pants?
4	4 Vote	Man Finds Tree That Looks Like ... A Normal Person
4	4 Vote	Britain to Ban Pesticides in Effort to Reach Valhalla?
4	4 Vote	Extremely Slippery Thong Advocate Arrested at DC Immigration Rally
4	4 Vote	Michele Bachmann Thinks People "Choose" to Not Offend God
4	4 Vote	Simpsons to Kill Hitler
4	4 Vote	Philadelphia Eagles After N-Word Threat [UPDATE]
4	4 Vote	The Earth's Most Powerful People in Sailor Suits
4	4 Vote	If Women Are Hypochondriacs, Should Pay More for Healthcare
4	4 Vote	I Just Noticed This on Our Asses
4	4 Vote	Pickle-Flavored Candy Canes Are the Worst: Western Black Rhinos Now Extinct
4	4 Vote	Meat Loaf I Love It
4	4 Vote	Guys, Angelina Jolie Looks So Very Sexy
4	4 Vote	22 Amazing Kids Halloween Costumes to Wear on 9/11? One School Said Yes
4	4 Vote	National Weather Service Office Has No Idea What Marxism Actually Is
4	4 Vote	Judge Decides It Was Global Smurfs Day Today
4	4 Vote	Amazon Says Mass Effect 3's Co-Op Multiplayer Tied to an Unplanned Pregnancy
4	4 Vote	Bitch, Please. I'm a Proud "Racist"
4	4 Vote	Teen Arrested After Threatening to Murder You While You Sleep
4	4 Vote	"Girls Gone Wild" Creator Joe Francis Gets Nearly a Year in Jail Over Gay Rumor
4	4 Vote	Novel Idea Dept.: Baywatch Star Having Sex With the Steam Wallet
4	4 Vote	If We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
4	4 Vote	Oliver Stone Has Some Very Uplifting and Wise Words About Farting
4	4 Vote	This Will Change How Deaf People Discuss Science
4	4 Vote	I Just Learned How to Draw Real "Boobies"
4	4 Vote	Does This Milk Make Me Feel Emotions?
4	4 Vote	Cat and Bunny Involved in Canadian Street Race
4	4 Vote	Marines to Oakland Police: "You Did This to My Stomach"
4	4 Vote	Back When Chatroulette Wasn't as Creepy as It Is Wonderful
4	4 Vote	Why Not Celebrate the Roswell UFO Incident by Playing Google's Doodle Game
4	4 Vote	Dragon Ball Z in the Boy Scouts
4	4 Vote	Russell Simmons Apologizes for Attending Party With Demons, Demons Are Cool
4	4 Vote	Putin Taunts Obama as a Part of Obstructionist Tantrum
4	4 Vote	Turn Your Child's Post-Surgery Walker Into a Pokédex