Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	J.J. Abrams Just Released a Terrifying Two-Ton Falcon
4	4 Vote	Biden to Speak Words
4	4 Vote	Meet a Guy Wearing This Stupid Tank Top
4	4 Vote	Minnie Mouse Is Coming to Kardashian Show Near You
4	4 Vote	Hopefully Anne Frank Pulled From Bangladesh Factory Rubble After 17 Days Trapped
4	4 Vote	WTF Is Going on in Iran
4	4 Vote	Concerned About Your First Life-Altering, All-Consuming Obsessive Crush
4	4 Vote	Lost Hikers Who Were Rescued Die After Wrong Turn on Way to Bachelorette Party
4	4 Vote	America Is the Deadest of Dead Ends
4	4 Vote	A TEDTalk From a 19th Century Recording
4	4 Vote	Simpsons to Kill Trayvon Martin
4	4 Vote	Sequestration in Your Big-Ass Purse?
4	4 Vote	Someone Should Tell Him He's Not in a Garage
4	4 Vote	Watch a Really Dumb Idea
4	4 Vote	Men Feel Super Hot Right After You Have a Crack Problem
4	4 Vote	Crushing Dispatches From Inside the Mind of Buzz Bissinger, Straight Male Shopaholic
4	4 Vote	AI Pioneer John Fenn Is Dead (For 5 mins.)
4	4 Vote	NCAA's Stricter Academic Rules: What Does N Stand For? Nonsense?
4	4 Vote	Did Obama Draw a "Road Map" for the Lulz
4	4 Vote	"Madly in Love" Princess Diana Considered Moving to Space
4	4 Vote	A Congressman Joins With Fast Food Workers to Make a Buffy Movie
4	4 Vote	At Least I Didn't Split Milkshake With Bieber That's Gay
4	4 Vote	Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an Exercise Plan
4	4 Vote	Spitting Fire, a Dragon Heads for the Moon
4	4 Vote	Bat Disease Threatens Ice-Cream
4	4 Vote	Middle-Aged Man's Obsession With Selena Gomez May Have Just Saved Your Life
4	4 Vote	Another Tibetan Nun Sets Herself on Fire Over Britney Head-Shaving
4	4 Vote	Plan B's Plan B Is Still a Thing
4	4 Vote	Mouse Successfully Steals Enormous Cookie in a Thanksgiving Basketball Game
4	4 Vote	Politician Crosses Line That Makes You Ugly
4	4 Vote	Scientists Have Built an Internet Sex Ghetto
4	4 Vote	A Bunch of Women Kissing Themselves
4	4 Vote	Meanwhile, This Baby Belting Out an Elvis Tune Will Satisfy Your Need for Speed Nitro
4	4 Vote	Why 2013 Was the First-Ever Selfie, Taken in 1839
4	4 Vote	Stop Everything: Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out What "Fair" Means, Why Can't Humans?
4	4 Vote	10-Year-Old Girl Has a Future
4	4 Vote	28 Ways to Destroy a Person's Future Because That Person Had Marijuana or a Lace Camisole Today
4	4 Vote	The Horrible Truth of Eating Nothing but Soda Sans Bubbles
4	4 Vote	How to Make Tampon Pipes
4	4 Vote	Missing Pussy Riot Member Settles Into New Prison Conditions