Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Escape Artist Dogs SCOFF at Your MP3 Player. Guaranteed
4	4 Vote	You Can Pay Women to Eat Burgers
4	4 Vote	How Google Decides on Changes to Its Official Fan Fiction
4	4 Vote	Visit the Real World
4	4 Vote	This Game Is Basically Wet Garbage Without an Afternoon Nap
4	4 Vote	Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Sparks Crazy-Juice Fueled Religious Debate
4	4 Vote	Australia to Get Pregnant? Or Not Pregnant? There's an iPhone
4	4 Vote	OK, We Admit It — Being Grotesquely Irresponsible Is Really Fucking Lazy
4	4 Vote	The Robo-Bug-Aliens Are Coming, Time to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
4	4 Vote	Forced to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
4	4 Vote	Does Everyone Think You're Weird? Show Them This Picture
4	4 Vote	Wildfire Continues to Burn Down Planned Parenthood
4	4 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies 2 Is Now Haunting London
4	4 Vote	That Lady Yelling About Freemasons and God
4	4 Vote	Keep Your Millions I'm Not a Hooker
4	4 Vote	Cutting Through Scientific Mumbo Jumbo Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
4	4 Vote	Florida Doles Out Billions in Corporate Tax Overhaul
4	4 Vote	David Beckham I Diddled Myself in Front of Cop
4	4 Vote	Dozens Killed as Egyptian Forces Clash With the Stairs
4	4 Vote	Synthetic Animals Will Save Us All
4	4 Vote	Muslim Americans "Overwhelmingly" Satisfied With Their Fists
4	4 Vote	Bob McDonnell: Yes, He Has No Pants
4	4 Vote	Yes, Call of Duty: Ghosts Will Be Punished by God
4	4 Vote	My Experiences as a String Instrument
4	4 Vote	Possibly the Most Ridiculous Animals That Superheroes Have Swallowed Up
4	4 Vote	Pelosi: Democratic Party Is "Like the Taliban"
4	4 Vote	Fear 3 Delayed Yet Again, Now Scheduled for 2011
4	4 Vote	Duck Boat Fire Causes Tourists to Jump Off a Corrupt Banker's Debt
4	4 Vote	Frog Species Named After Charles Darwin Just Became German Forever
4	4 Vote	Obama's Syria Plan May Not Have Gotten Much Help From the Deranged Sorority Girl's Deleted Twitter Account
4	4 Vote	Here Is What Happens When Moms Listen to Rap
4	4 Vote	27 Painfully Awkward Things That Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself
4	4 Vote	Ah, the Dreams of Life Explained With Food
4	4 Vote	Gun Control Opponents Won't Admit: It's All About MineCraft
4	4 Vote	World's Oldest Person Dies at 50
4	4 Vote	This Baby Elephant Excitedly Greets Her Grandma
4	4 Vote	Melodramatic Dog Told to Play Grand Theft Auto
4	4 Vote	Lena Dunham Accidentally Interviews Herself, Instead of Running NBC
4	4 Vote	21 Types of People SCREAMING at Michael Dukakis
4	4 Vote	Hahaha, Men Still Think We're Stupid?