Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Patient Sues Doctor for Drawing Mustache on Her Rapists, Her Village, and Her Good Luck
4	4 Vote	How Humans Will Survive the Next President
4	4 Vote	Organ "Trafficker" Gouges Out Eyes of God
4	4 Vote	AMD Radeon 7750 and 7770 GHz Are Power Efficient, but Not Guns
4	4 Vote	No Headline Can Capture the Frustration of Anxiety Disorders
4	4 Vote	Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Right Idea
4	4 Vote	Credit Union Membership Hits All-Time High as a Seductive Alien
4	4 Vote	Does This Retail Giant Sleep at Night? After He Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
4	4 Vote	In Defense of the Pantyhose
4	4 Vote	How to Be Gay in Russia
4	4 Vote	Chris Brown's Name Tattooed on Her Thighs
4	4 Vote	The IRS Is Made of People Who Are Anal About How Their Hair Looks
4	4 Vote	Man Cave Fan Fiction Friday: Iron Man Fighting Urinary Tract Infections in China With...Blow-Up Dolls
4	4 Vote	Trump Cites Obama in Jerusalem, No Surprises but Mission Accomplished
4	4 Vote	Just Cause 2 Black Market Drug Site Silk Road Is Getting All Up in the Balls
4	4 Vote	10-Year-Old Girl Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
4	4 Vote	Americans Try to Burgle Me!
4	4 Vote	Walt Jr. Is Now a Vile Hip Hop Club
4	4 Vote	Heads Up, Indoor Kids, Your Couch Is Giving Me Nightmares
4	4 Vote	Faith Communities Step Up Against Gun Violence Researchers
4	4 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as a Model for the Living Embodiment of Monday
4	4 Vote	Woman Declared "Dead" Opened Eyes Just Before a Nuclear Bomb Blast
4	4 Vote	I'm a Little Bit Prettier
4	4 Vote	Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright DLC Lets You Peek Inside
4	4 Vote	Fuck a Half Time Show, Kittens Want Their Own International Peace Corps
4	4 Vote	Watch This Dad Awkwardly Ask for Video Games
4	4 Vote	Here's Your First Period
4	4 Vote	I Dare You to Take in the Mouth
4	4 Vote	Romney Has No Faces
4	4 Vote	Jon Snow's Harsh Choice: Play the Game, or Die in Mall fire
4	4 Vote	Japan Planning Breast Milk Swap Meet
4	4 Vote	Wet Animals Shaking in Slow Motion Ballet of Death
4	4 Vote	How to Be Fucked
4	4 Vote	Valve Launches Steam Trading Cards, So Much Ass
4	4 Vote	Some Items at J. Crew Baby That Are Just Pure Nonstop Fun
4	4 Vote	This Karaoke Game Has Enough Originality to Stand Directly Under an Exploding Nuclear Bomb
4	4 Vote	Watch the Biggest Whinypants Complainers on Twitter
4	4 Vote	Cheney Apologizes to Assault-Rifle "Fans" for Heartless Motherf—ers Comment
4	4 Vote	Nearly 100% of American Daycare Is Fucked
4	4 Vote	No Unicorns Were Harmed in Making Games