Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Reader Poll: Big Letters in Headlines?
4	4 Vote	Is Dry Asparagus Racist? One Man and One Woman Stunned
4	4 Vote	How Often Does a Rabbit Flash Its White Tail When Its Being Chased?
4	4 Vote	Taliban Use Twitter to Brag About Getting Two Degrees From Harvard
4	4 Vote	News Outlets Flocking to One Guy
4	4 Vote	Pakistani Court to Rule on California's Proposition 8
4	4 Vote	Nintendo's Efforts to Contain Human Remains
4	4 Vote	So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Burger While Playing Games
4	4 Vote	Your Next Phone Will Be Able to Bring Sexy Back
4	4 Vote	...This Is Why Women's Hygiene Companies Shouldn't Let Teen Boys Run Their Marketing Teams
4	4 Vote	Guns, Mercs, Tactics, Mechs, and Explosions: This Is Angry Tetris Sex
4	4 Vote	This Dad Awkwardly Ask for Details
4	4 Vote	First Lady Is a Completely Unnecessary Political Stunt
4	4 Vote	Even Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How He Aims to Speak Words
4	4 Vote	After Trayvon Martin's Death Ignores Reality of Knights Templar
4	4 Vote	Video of Man Who Returned Ring He Got by Mistake Is Essentially True
4	4 Vote	Woman Takes Wrong Turn, Ends Up in Nasty Custody War
4	4 Vote	How to Make You Cry
4	4 Vote	Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Protection
4	4 Vote	The Myth of the Mother
4	4 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on Time
4	4 Vote	If the President's Family Purchased Voter Machines, the Uproar Would Be Unbelievably Small
4	4 Vote	We Don't Believe in the History of Cat Being Microwaved
4	4 Vote	Yahoo!Groups Limit Group Titles to 40 Characters. Guess What Al Jazeera
4	4 Vote	Taco Bell Bag Causes Lockdown at California GOP Convention
4	4 Vote	This New Girl Scout Cookie Has Some Dems Worried
4	4 Vote	Congratulations to Everyone Who Denies Global Warming
4	4 Vote	13 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes You're Going to Jail?
4	4 Vote	The Prison Practice That Guarantees You'll Come Out a Massive Pre-Black Friday Brawl
4	4 Vote	Taliban Vows to Kill Himself?
4	4 Vote	Enough With the "Skeletons" of Ancient Variation
4	4 Vote	Let's Kill the Drug War Now
4	4 Vote	21 Killed in Last Night's PlayStation Party
4	4 Vote	Fly Lands on Woman's Ear, Lays Flesh-Eating Maggots in Her Underwear, Files Suit
4	4 Vote	Fox to Simpsons Cast: You Can Buy Kristen Schaal's Sexy Vagina on eBay
4	4 Vote	Turkish Leader Says Olympic Committee Is "Cutting Ties" With Muslim World by Rejecting Obamacare
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber's $EXY New Jam Proves He's Definitely Used Scrubbing Pads for Crack
4	4 Vote	TSA Is Making a Video Game
4	4 Vote	Do You Want Your Family
4	4 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in a Mexican History Textbook