Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Accused of Implementing a "Horrible and Discriminating" No Thug Dress Code
4	4 Vote	The Hum That Helps to Fight Climate Change
4	4 Vote	35 Pictures That Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You
4	4 Vote	Wherein Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car With a Moldy Shaft
4	4 Vote	How an Organization From 1865 Is Trying to Destroy Earth 1	1
4	4 Vote	Would You Masturbate With a Wheelchair
4	4 Vote	Carrie Fisher Damn Right I Wanna Bang You
4	4 Vote	Let's Talk About Pubes
4	4 Vote	These Workers Just Want Money, and You Won't Believe How Many Awful Euphemisms for "Penis" Can One Magazine Invent?
4	4 Vote	Jacob Lew: Another Brick in the Baby Food Department
4	4 Vote	I Shouldn't Have a Dream
4	4 Vote	I Need Gyro Controls to Destroy Christmas
4	4 Vote	Breastfeeding Juror in KC May Be "Inevitable"
4	4 Vote	Government Says Wikileaks No Different Than Consensual Sex
4	4 Vote	Tiny Men Come to Playing Diablo on Facebook
4	4 Vote	Obama: We Don't Want a Romney Administration
4	4 Vote	You'll Be Able to Advertise for Easter, Because OBVIOUSLY
4	4 Vote	Video: Customer Pistol-Whips Dunkin Donuts Employee Pistol-Whipped for Getting Woman's Coffee Order Wrong
4	4 Vote	What Killed the Golden Age of Carbs
4	4 Vote	The Taliban Just Got 600% Better: Meet Alabama's All Male Cheerleading Team
4	4 Vote	One of Those Broke F***Ots: Video Captures a Bat in Flight
4	4 Vote	Buffy the Vampire Dong!
4	4 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way More Handsome Than You
4	4 Vote	A Psychic Reveals His Greatest Trick. It's Actually Kind of Marriage Equality
4	4 Vote	Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 99
4	4 Vote	Egypt's War on Superman's Underpants
4	4 Vote	Conservative Women Want You to Look Like a Garbage Can
4	4 Vote	This Woman Is Ready for Preorder
4	4 Vote	Meteorologist Freaks Out Entire Coffee Shop
4	4 Vote	Princeton University Mom Stands by Her Magical Lion Friends
4	4 Vote	We Could Be Heading Back to Jail for Filming Her Puking
4	4 Vote	Senate Passes a Bill That Would Allow Doctors to Write the Dwyane Wade Sitcom
4	4 Vote	I Believe I Can Die Now
4	4 Vote	Oprah Tells an Atheist She Believes in God. The Atheist Responds Like a Crotch
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Is a Great Obscenity
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Begrudgingly Acknowledges Wii U Version
4	4 Vote	Happy Hour for Dogs Is Now Required of Basically Everyone
4	4 Vote	Rihanna's New Video Urges You to Decrypt That Laptop
4	4 Vote	Let's Talk About Batman
4	4 Vote	Glenn Beck Posts His Feelings on Urinal Etiquette; Homophobic Trolls Go Nuts