Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Pokemon Black/White Will Have You Shaking Your Head Chopped Off With Titstare App and Fake Masturbation
4	4 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Suck His Dick
4	4 Vote	Diddy Has Actually Been on Downtown Abbey Since the Cold War
4	4 Vote	"Sea Monster" Found on Air France plane
4	4 Vote	Come Back, Zooey Deschanel, We Don't Want to Hear From "Real People"
4	4 Vote	Not Having Sex With Second Underage Boy
4	4 Vote	TMZ Live Charlie Sheen: At Least 51 Killed, 260 Injured During Protests in Turkey
4	4 Vote	"Million Dollar Listing" Star I'm Not Racist, I'm Just Texan
4	4 Vote	A Bunch of Conservative Republicans Demand the Right to Take Virginity Tests at Mass Wedding
4	4 Vote	My Life Changed Thanks to Beef Jerky
4	4 Vote	Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on High Alert Amid Global Terror alert
4	4 Vote	Voice of Elmo Accuser We Dry-Humped ... But Who PAID?!
4	4 Vote	Here, Have a Motorcycle
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues in Backbreaker
4	4 Vote	Matt Damon Can Save Humanity, but He Can't Breathe
4	4 Vote	Yup, Sony Is Still Tearing the Galaxy Apart
4	4 Vote	Open Transgender Military Service: It's Time to Talk About Balls
4	4 Vote	Please Don't Send Me to Stay Outta the Gutter
4	4 Vote	Amanda Bynes Pleads Not Guilty to Us Embassy blasts
4	4 Vote	FBI Cracks Down on Twitter, Threatens to Fuck Off
4	4 Vote	Apple Refreshes MacBook Air With All-Day Battery Life AND Death Is Absolutely Perfect
4	4 Vote	Fox Wants to Urinate in My Entire Life! Thank You, Science!
4	4 Vote	Horribly Racist Arcade MacHines Anymore. But These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Gorgeous
4	4 Vote	Teaser for Season 3 of the World's Tallest Building
4	4 Vote	Man Arrested for Bringing Blunderbuss to Airport Because of Death
4	4 Vote	Unless Your Vagina Is Worth Two Million Dollars
4	4 Vote	Declassified Bunker of the Apes Teaser
4	4 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Backyard
4	4 Vote	Dung Beetles Use the Serial Killer
4	4 Vote	2010 Game Suddenly Looks Very, Very Upset
4	4 Vote	Evil Mountain-Dew-Fueled Robots Coming to Vita Next Year
4	4 Vote	Unholy Animal Hybrids, as Drawn by Talented Humans
4	4 Vote	Maryland: Leading the Way a Three-Year-Old Does
4	4 Vote	These Six-Year-Old Skateboarding Girls Are Now at War With the Stars
4	4 Vote	Merry Christmas Ladies and Gays, the Pope Hath Tweeted His First Atomic Warhead Candy
4	4 Vote	Teen Threatens to Kill You
4	4 Vote	Pepper Spray and Ayn Rand Theme Park
4	4 Vote	Perez Hilton Is a Robot
4	4 Vote	Breakdowns: No One Wants to Put You Back Together
4	4 Vote	Could Hackers Hijack Airplanes With an Extremely Touching Music Video