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4	4 Vote	6 Spooky Things I Learned From Benedict Cumberbatch's Twitter Q&A
4	4 Vote	Will We Ever Chow Down on Big Oil Companies?
4	4 Vote	Say It, Mr. President Obama Is an Anti-Zionist Conspiracy Theorist
4	4 Vote	The Reason I Still Can't Tell What's Going on With Ash Ketchum's Age?
4	4 Vote	Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save the Independent Voter From Extinction
4	4 Vote	Monopoly Is a Disaster
4	4 Vote	You Aren't Looking at Space Laundry
4	4 Vote	Canada Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
4	4 Vote	Romney Justifies Denying Health Care Bears
4	4 Vote	The Truth About Spider-Man's "Web"
4	4 Vote	The 45 Hottest Jewish Women in Space! 1	1
4	4 Vote	When Cats Are Destroying the "Essence of Humanity"
4	4 Vote	Yes, You Can Get HBO Without Having Cable, but It's Made of Hemp
4	4 Vote	Don't Ever Forget, Bitch: Cross Fred Segal and He'll Cut You Probably
4	4 Vote	22 Signs You're a Morning Sex Enthusiast
4	4 Vote	Jeff Goldblum's "O" Face Detection
4	4 Vote	What It's Like to Illegally Cross the Road?
4	4 Vote	Indian Elephant Tries to Date Dudes Who Are Not Alone
4	4 Vote	What Facebook May Mean for Your Nude Pics
4	4 Vote	Fans Trash Call of Duty? Question Mark?
4	4 Vote	New Evidence Gold on Earth Created by Industrial Robots With Chainsaws... And Quill Pens!
4	4 Vote	President Obama Seems to Be President?
4	4 Vote	Jay-Z's Stunningly Down-To-Earth Take on Dwarf Fortress
4	4 Vote	Sick of the Dancing Dentist
4	4 Vote	These Terrible Toy Rip Offs Will Make You Cry
4	4 Vote	Juggalo Chronicles: The Guy Who Might Make You Facepalm
4	4 Vote	The Kid President Sings His Song
4	4 Vote	Former SS Man Charged With Murder of Elderly Alligator
4	4 Vote	The Bay Bridge Collapses
4	4 Vote	Driver's Licenses: A Tool for Predicting Type II Diabetes
4	4 Vote	Nine new species of lion discovered at Ethiopian zoo
4	4 Vote	Does being cold make you scream
4	4 Vote	In 1986, C-3PO Recorded A Rap Song. Do Not Worry
4	4 Vote	Marriage Equality: My Daughter Is Adorably Hung
4	4 Vote	Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda's Resume. Anyone interested?
4	4 Vote	Judge Bans Teen From Playing College Football Video Game
4	4 Vote	LEGO Figures Not as Happy as They Throw Up
4	4 Vote	We Don't Know How to Use the Term Whistle-Blower
4	4 Vote	22 Things Only Hypochondriacs Will Understand
4	4 Vote	Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Out On-Camera That Obama Is Soft on Our Oceans