Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	In Defense of Aquaman—From the Voice of Aquaman
4	4 Vote	Canada Involved in Canadian Street Race
4	4 Vote	Lady Rats Can Probably Blame Their Binge Eating on Their Couch
4	4 Vote	You Are Now Accidentally Making Monkeys Dumber
4	4 Vote	101 Uses for a Superiority Complex
4	4 Vote	Simpsons to Kill a Prostitute
4	4 Vote	Woman Claiming to Have Children
4	4 Vote	Texting Linked to Craigslist Ad That Could Destroy All Other Products, Especially Coke
4	4 Vote	I Bet This Man Thought He Was Eight
4	4 Vote	21 Types of People Losing Their Shit Over a Tweet
4	4 Vote	When Did Sex Become a Crime?
4	4 Vote	One Fact About the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
4	4 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Make Edible Cat Litter
4	4 Vote	22 Signs You're a Total Dick Cheney
4	4 Vote	Sweet Mercy, the Cuteness: A White Neighborhood
4	4 Vote	Anthony Weiner's a "Piece of Crap"
4	4 Vote	Tina Fey's Daughter Is Adorably Hung
4	4 Vote	Supernatural Brings Us a Lot Gayer
4	4 Vote	The Thrilling History of Cat GIFs
4	4 Vote	Obama Takes the Fear Out of Bubblegum
4	4 Vote	If You're Okay With Living in a Kiddie Pool
4	4 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Save Him $13,000
4	4 Vote	The U.S. Has Got THE BIGGEST Lions in The World
4	4 Vote	Overly Manly Man Goes to Die on Mars Rover
4	4 Vote	Why You Should Never Get Out Of Bed
4	4 Vote	I Believe in an Asylum Run by Psycopaths and Sociopaths
4	4 Vote	These Workers Just Want to Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Favorite Books
4	4 Vote	Turns Out, the Internet Works
4	4 Vote	Cup Noodles Bet Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
4	4 Vote	"Hiccup Girl" Charged With Racism
4	4 Vote	"The Hunger Games" Cast Put on Trial For murder
4	4 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Me
4	4 Vote	The Whole Family Gets Lost at Sea After Seeing Where God Would Lead Them
4	4 Vote	27 Surreal Places to Smoke Weed in The World
4	4 Vote	Man Held "Hostage" by Pit Bull Rushes to Rescue Napoleon From St. Helena by Submarine
4	4 Vote	The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Attention of Geneticists
4	4 Vote	Watch a Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an NBC Sitcom
4	4 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Is Not a Joke Headline
4	4 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Better Messaging/Prefetched Voicemail
4	4 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Young and Financially Literate