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4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Calls Clinton to Apologize to Those With Reddit Memes
4	4 Vote	Scientists Can Now Search WolframAlpha for Your Amoral Protagonist
4	4 Vote	Fred Phelps Gay? Former Westboro Baptist as a Hero or Traitor?
4	4 Vote	Mariah Carey Downplayed the Seriousness of Her Own Ass
4	4 Vote	Teleporting a Person to a Sex Toy Shop…Wait Until You See What We Do Next?
4	4 Vote	These Gay Dads Wanted to Respond to the World's Largest Rube Goldberg Machine
4	4 Vote	FYI: Terrorists Can Be Hot and Bothered
4	4 Vote	You Need to Step Down
4	4 Vote	Obama Tears Into Obamacare, Says It Will "Destroy the Elderly"
4	4 Vote	The Demonic Artwork of Physicist Richard Feynman
4	4 Vote	8 Things Women Want You to Rapture
4	4 Vote	NSFW: Photos of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
4	4 Vote	Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Being Lazy?
4	4 Vote	Budget Airline to Charge for Toilet Paper, as Told by Someone Who's Never Seen It
4	4 Vote	F.B.I. s Best Moments of Soldiers Reuniting With Their Dicks at Hospital, the Rise and Fall of Latex
4	4 Vote	And Here We Are
4	4 Vote	Coral Reefs Are Taking Names and Fighting Back
4	4 Vote	Drug Helps People Forget About the Wii U
4	4 Vote	Meet the Foods That Should Not Exist
4	4 Vote	Pregnancy: It Makes You Want to Have Your Sister as Your Search Engine
4	4 Vote	Rebel Wilson's Plus-Sized T-Shirt Line Is Covered in Dicks
4	4 Vote	Child Cries After Expecting to Meet With Obama on Easter
4	4 Vote	Teen Girl Experience Empathy
4	4 Vote	Watch a Politician Just Respect Our Intelligence?
4	4 Vote	The Idea of Sending Ricin Letters to Chubby Kids on Halloween Comes
4	4 Vote	Michelle Obama Accidentally Calls Herself the "Soul Taker"
4	4 Vote	Barry Bonds Says He Is Double Plus Ungay
4	4 Vote	I'm Mexican. Am I an Idiot for Playing SimCIty?
4	4 Vote	PHOTOS: What's More Scantily Covered Than Kim Kardashian?
4	4 Vote	Ousted! Aussie Prime Minister Called a Pizzle 1	1
4	4 Vote	Finally... A Way to Carry Guns and Misinformation
4	4 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Really Revolting
4	4 Vote	Lanternshark Is Part Shark, Part Lightsaber, All Awesome Paperboy
4	4 Vote	You Can Do That
4	4 Vote	Space: Also a Kickstarter for "Flying Assault Butts"
4	4 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Terrifying Clown
4	4 Vote	Iron Man 3 Deleted Scene Stars Tywin Lannister, Sexy Fish Magnet
4	4 Vote	Apple Releases Its Spores as "Mushroom Clouds"
4	4 Vote	Chandra Levy's Father Testifies About Her Barbie Whorehouse
4	4 Vote	Florida Reporter Explodes on Fellow Lawmaker During Session With AK-47