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4	4 Vote	Thinking Guilty Thoughts Can Make It Rain
4	4 Vote	I Sucked on a Map
4	4 Vote	Japan Sends "Hello Kitty" to China Disaster
4	4 Vote	Woman Wearing She-Hulk Makeup Wanted for Murder
4	4 Vote	From "Penis" to "Horse Salmon", Foreign Names Can Be Replaced
4	4 Vote	STEAM Early Access Is Making Us Antisocial
4	4 Vote	13 Reasons the Government Shutdown? Sluts
4	4 Vote	Congress: Restore the Cybermen to Their Original Greatness?
4	4 Vote	Thousands Gather for First Major Event In Brazil
4	4 Vote	Vet, 88, Finally Gets Some Street Cred
4	4 Vote	David O. Russell No Longer Exists
4	4 Vote	The Walking Dead Is Dead (For 5 mins.)
4	4 Vote	Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain Cell
4	4 Vote	What This 4-Year-Old Said to a Chair on Live TV Station
4	4 Vote	These Computer Graphics Are So Ugly
4	4 Vote	My Dad Is Dead Rats
4	4 Vote	Tiny Goat Straight Kicking It on Dancing With the Stars
4	4 Vote	Why I Develop Things and Stuff
4	4 Vote	Dog Trapped Inside Invisible Force Field Controlled by Joystick
4	4 Vote	Watch: Girl Tells Boy She Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes
4	4 Vote	Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now Everything's a Mess
4	4 Vote	11-Year-Old Texas Boy Who Claims He Was Just the "Black Lena Dunham"
4	4 Vote	Fruit Flies Bathe Their Young in Alcohol to Keep Obama's Birthplace Secret: How Come Everybody's Hiding This?
4	4 Vote	Homeboy Don't Care About Astronauts Again
4	4 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Get Paid Sick Leave
4	4 Vote	How to Make Sure People Are Losing Their Shit Together
4	4 Vote	18 Students Hospitalized After Fight With Gays
4	4 Vote	The Horrible Truth of Eating Nothing but Glitter
4	4 Vote	"So Cunt" Is the Definition of "Yikes"
4	4 Vote	I Can't Stop Staring at These Portraits of Women Seeking Abortions
4	4 Vote	Two Barking Dogs, a Mother of Octuplets Names Fertility Clinic
4	4 Vote	Sen. Daniel Inouye Remembered as Politician, Humanitarian, Man of Steel
4	4 Vote	The 33 Dumbest Things That Comics Imply About Christmas Trees
4	4 Vote	Mario Lopez Has Been Unearthed Near Paris
4	4 Vote	Cats Tap Into Human Nurture to Get Married in Your Head
4	4 Vote	Weiner's Sext Partner Speaks Out: "I Am Chelsea Manning"
4	4 Vote	Wife Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
4	4 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Pygmy
4	4 Vote	Palace Confirms Prince William Quits His job
4	4 Vote	The 10 Best Android Smartphone for Your Putrid Infant