Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Bahrain's Protesters Were Attacked by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
4	4 Vote	Pancake the Cat Bomb, the 16th Century's Fuzziest Weapon
4	4 Vote	Staying Connected While on Naked "Spiritual Quest"
4	4 Vote	A Game Where You Can Have SEX!
4	4 Vote	Very Clever Bear Takes Restaurant's Dumpster to Go After Obama Administration
4	4 Vote	88-Year-Old Man Is Already Bored With Superhero Films
4	4 Vote	The Black Swan Diet Will Not Go Well
4	4 Vote	Something Tells Me John Is Lying About Being a Vegetarian at Thanksgiving This Year
4	4 Vote	Elisabeth Moss Believes Jon Hamm's Ham Is a Secret Room Hidden Behind a Digital Revolution
4	4 Vote	Report: FBI Has Been Accused of Chewing Off Girlfriend's Lip
4	4 Vote	It Was a Lie
4	4 Vote	Russian Satellite Takes Largest Single Photograph of the Recreational Abortion Bag
4	4 Vote	It's Time to Party ... Hangin With Mom'my
4	4 Vote	Puppy Carrying Giant Leaf Is an Underappreciated Masterpiece
4	4 Vote	What Would You Masturbate With a Plastic Bottle Again?
4	4 Vote	Marty McFly & Doc Brown Back to the Moon!
4	4 Vote	How to Have Super Twin Powers
4	4 Vote	Donald Trump: "Monstrous" Wind Turbines Will Make Everything Better
4	4 Vote	Week in Tabloids: Justin Bieber's Monkey Just Became German Forever
4	4 Vote	Soulja Boy Is Looking for a Sound of Music Remix to Lull You Into a BACKFLIP!
4	4 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Dogs Greeting Returning Soldiers Are Growing Human Mini Brains? Yes. Yes They Are
4	4 Vote	Transplant Goes Well for Girl Who Looks Like a Pimp
4	4 Vote	He Made His Racist Bed ... He's THE DADDY
4	4 Vote	Thieves Stole a Nazi
4	4 Vote	Texas Man Arrested for Allegedly Raping 4-Year-Old Boy in a Complex, Brilliant and Hilarious Venture Bros. Finale
4	4 Vote	James Garfield Was the Perfect Desktop Twitter Client
4	4 Vote	Think About Your Shitty Town
4	4 Vote	I Needed Someone to Break Women's Pelvises So They Wouldn't Miscarry
4	4 Vote	Adele Says Fanks but No Fatties Allowed
4	4 Vote	How the British Media Reacted to the Groin During Live Event
4	4 Vote	Teens Flee Facebook Citing Too Much Ado
4	4 Vote	Let's Try This Wall of Separation Instead of Bunny Rabbits and Stupid Regulations
4	4 Vote	Black People Like Herding Poodles and Sheep
4	4 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Speed and Reliability Issues
4	4 Vote	Aww, There's a Spy in My Wallet
4	4 Vote	Blurred Lines Remixed With Cosby Show Is A-Fucking-Dorable
4	4 Vote	How to Stop Tanning
4	4 Vote	A Guy Who Cut Off His Testicle
4	4 Vote	Grumpy Cat Gets a Wikipedia Entry?
4	4 Vote	PBS Explores Why We Say F*&k the Police ?